tim's definitions

tridge

The coolest bridge in the ENTIRE WORLD. It has three legs. Seriously.

Midland, MI has a sweet tridge.

by Tim May 7, 2005

scouser

People from Liverpool. Like everyone else expect with an exaggerated accent. Yes like you, or in fact me. Some are "scum" but then again I imagine everywhere in the country has twats living there. So all you pricks from manchester, get a job and stop bitching about a place you can't afford to get to because you support several kids, have a drink problem and scav off the dole :)

i saw a scouser today, la

by Tim December 4, 2004

stinky pete

getting a blow job while watching toy story 2

It's hard to get a stinky pete when your kids are in the room.

by Tim March 27, 2010

all over it

Status of an individual attempting to complete a task or preparing to accomplish some goal.

You want that guy to stop stalking you? I'm all over it.

by Tim July 30, 2003

Asklar

To attempt something psycotic in nature and in character. Usually involving beastiality or a random usage of a sex toy.

I pulled an Asklar last night with a dildo and a donkey/projector.

by Tim January 20, 2005

Gaff

mucous or plegm emitted during sneezing or coughing especially when it is projected on to oneself.

damn, i just gaffed on my arm.

by tim December 16, 2003

halo

1. n. a completely awesome game made for X-box that only morons dislike because they are bitter that they only have a PS2.

HALO is another example of why X-box kicks ass

by Tim April 5, 2004