tim's definitions

Metal

It is a waste of time to try and classify all of the bands in the world but if you did most of the good ones would come under the group heading of METAL.

Punk (im talkingh real punk, not 'my girlfriend left me' shit) is kind of like metal except with most of the goodness talken out and replaced with Dee-dee Ramone (who has a face so hideous that when he looked in the mirror he died) and is therefore rarely ever good.

Dark Throne is not metal, see its definition for details.

'Heavy metal is the law'

'I am quite gay, i am going to listen to some non-metal'

by Tim December 3, 2003

newgaze

A late-90's, early-00's genre of music that picks up where showgaze left off. Still characterized by layers of guitar washing over the listener, but enfused with a post-grunge energy.

Waterline Drift is a great newgaze band.

by Tim November 6, 2003

fear before the march of flames

The best band in the world. They may as well just eat your soul.

Fear Before the March of Flames is about to go to your hometown...and eat your fucking soul.

by Tim September 4, 2004

Kirk Babineau

Kirk Babineau is a synonym for homosexual with big penis who dumps his cool hot girlfriend.

Your penis is no match for Kirk!

by Tim June 27, 2003

shag

doin what momma taught you not to do. "the dirty"

Mom: smell my dirty butt hole

by tim December 24, 2003

jugular

The sensitive, vital part in the neck.

Dude, you just took one in the jugular!

Frank: You're crazy man, I like you, but you're crazy!

by tim May 2, 2006

troll train

The Troll Train, Derives From the word Trullus Trainial, which in term dipicts the greek hero Trollculease, who was a fierce fighter in the battle of Troy.

This man was somewhat deformed, had long pointy ears, and a body that looked like a train carriage, thus bringing this hero to life as:

Train Troll

1240 - 1032 Bc
"Rest Well Dear Troll"

The Svenska Troll From aberdeen,
The Italian Troll from Berlin,
The Train with a troll painted on the side from Scunthorpe,uk

by Tim August 18, 2004