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christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.
by tim March 21, 2005
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spelling nazi

a person who freaks out when a little spelling mistake has occured or has be a constant little asshole about it.
person a: here's my thesis for the pythagoream theorem

persin b: OMG PYTHAGOREAM! JIHAD!
by Tim August 31, 2005
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Pierpont

a person who is fat and thinks they are black
by Tim January 30, 2003
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PEVIL

The cross between evil and well, pee...
Whoa thats PEVIL!!
by Tim May 2, 2003
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blueandyellow

the most beutiful girl inside and out.
katie is my girlfreind and she is the most beutiful girl.
by TIM December 24, 2004
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guzzler

- medical condition where cum slingers have to have their stomach pupmed due to over active sausage munching
- where by one drowns in ones' sposes cum
carol is a guzzler
by tim February 4, 2004
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beyer

a fucking lame ass high skool that is full of preps and jocks
a high school with a ton of popular kids such as preps and jocks and very little stonner kids
by tim January 28, 2005
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