farkanated

When one encounters Farkan on a blind date or similar situation in which a male is assumed to be attractive, but he turns out to be a flop.

Tia went out tonight, she came home and said she got totally farkanated.

by Tia April 02, 2004

tia

hotty sexy lady that all guys want

i love my tia ......... she's so tia

by tia December 11, 2004

Tia

a great chick that is awesome at bj's and is so hot you can't take your eyes off her everyone loves her and if you want great sex you go to a tia

hot and great at sex everyone loves her

by tia December 10, 2004

tia

1) Me.
2) Annie's best friend.
3) Somewhat a pretty girl

i love tia
tia's my best friend
tia is more of a friend type then girlfriendish thats just how it goes for her, she is destined to be lonely.

by Tia March 30, 2005

pinkle

Burnt pink.

The color of vintage velvets and Victorian rose gardens.

by tia November 29, 2003

God

Oh my goodness, this is freaky. Is there not one person who has been on this site that knows what they're talking about? God's real ... I was just talking to Him a minute ago, and it scares me that people not only don't know Him, but they can post rubbish about mythology and psychological problems ... God is God, gracious, loving, creator of the universe, miracle worker, my best friend. Please, please, please don't fall for anything less! On all of eternity and the blessing of freedom from stuff that goes on without Him, I beg you - check Him out, seriously.

God is the one that holds my world, and I adore Him for it.

by Tia April 04, 2005

stoner food

Background. I dunno. My friend Chris. Cuz' he is a nerd. Definition: Apparently cheetos and cocoa pebbles. Lol.

Me: Mm. Cheetos and cocoa pebbles.
Chris: stoner food *panda smiley*

by Tia April 18, 2005