thom's definitions

Shitex

Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.

"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"

by Thom June 19, 2006

pizzazz

Gangster fo piss

Dawg i need a pizzazz

by Thom February 24, 2004

white fro

white dude with a fro

dude wots up with yo hair
I got a white fro now i can go mosh with the rokstars
dude u look like a twat

by Thom February 24, 2004

Poo Pirate

One Who Steals Your Dirty Starfish

Arr!, I be a Poo Pirate, and I'm coming to steal your dirty starfish!

by Thom August 10, 2004

*whathefuck*

used during silent football

*whathefuck* (it is mouthed silently)

by tHom December 21, 2003

DeNozzo

A DeNozzo is an obvious statement made by an otherwise intelligent & intuitive individual. Upon calling the subject a "DeNozzo" one will convey heavy sarcasm.

"That's one big bomb, Boss!" said Agent DeNozzo.

"You think, DeNozzo?" said Agent Gibbs when confronted by a bomb big enough to blow up the whole suburb & surrounding area.

(NCIS jargon)

by Thom September 18, 2007

Mfufu

A female of a primitive or non-western background who doesn't initially have high standards from a man and is obedient, then becomes a feminist through the influence of American women. As heard in Eddie Murphy's "Raw".

She never used to have such high demands, now she threw his ass out on the street for being broke. She is such an mfufu.

by Thom June 19, 2006