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Get the *whathefuck* mug.I have gone to the better place and exchanged words with Napoleon Dynamite. He told me D-Qwon's Dance Grooves will become the best selling DVD of all time and that Ligers will frollic in the meadows of Nebraska.
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Get the ast mug.a particular type of nutsack (see: sack, sackage, scrote) who has a tendancy to get stoned and then yell urrrggghhh and mother fuckers on the street on a friday morning.
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Get the marvik mug.Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.
Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).
Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.
Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.
Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).
Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.
Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.
"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"
by Thom June 19, 2006
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