thom's definitions

Shitex

Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.

"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"

by Thom June 19, 2006

Mfufu

A female of a primitive or non-western background who doesn't initially have high standards from a man and is obedient, then becomes a feminist through the influence of American women. As heard in Eddie Murphy's "Raw".

She never used to have such high demands, now she threw his ass out on the street for being broke. She is such an mfufu.

by Thom June 19, 2006

DeNozzo

A DeNozzo is an obvious statement made by an otherwise intelligent & intuitive individual. Upon calling the subject a "DeNozzo" one will convey heavy sarcasm.

"That's one big bomb, Boss!" said Agent DeNozzo.

"You think, DeNozzo?" said Agent Gibbs when confronted by a bomb big enough to blow up the whole suburb & surrounding area.

(NCIS jargon)

by Thom September 18, 2007

kaploodle

(n) A small, juvenile explosion; sometimes referred to as a "baby" explosion.

"Wow, did you see that firework? That wasn't a bang, that was a kaploodle."

by Thom July 21, 2004

being have

The opposite of being naughty.

"jimmy, behave!" "I am being have!"

by Thom July 29, 2004

Poo Pirate

One Who Steals Your Dirty Starfish

Arr!, I be a Poo Pirate, and I'm coming to steal your dirty starfish!

by Thom August 10, 2004

Napoleon Dynamite

Plain and Simple: God

I have gone to the better place and exchanged words with Napoleon Dynamite. He told me D-Qwon's Dance Grooves will become the best selling DVD of all time and that Ligers will frollic in the meadows of Nebraska.

by Thom September 3, 2004