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4chins

A term used to make fun of the imageboard site, 4chan. The name implies that all 4chan users do nothing but sit on their asses gawking at porn, posting garbage on /b/, scrolling through 4chan and obsessing over nerdy topics like "vidya", board games, anime, etc., all of whom becoming obese because of it.
This day in age, the term is used now more than ever due to what 4chan has become: a cesspool of children who think they're cool for posting shit on /b/, porn fappers, and autistic males who obsess over one topic.

Lol, I can't believe that Jon still goes on 4chins. No wonder he has gained so much weight.

by thisplacesucksass February 14, 2015

The Sweep

A sensation felt when really drunk. When you drink enough to become fucked up, you feel a "sweeping warmness" throughout your body, and after that, you are officially annihilated, and this is when your judgement and memory start to really go downhill. You're likely to pass out after this.

It's mostly felt in the face.

Bro, I just felt The Sweep. I don't think I'll be able to party much longer.

by thisplacesucksass November 27, 2019

Thug Lyfe

A sarcastic way of spelling "Thug Life". Typically used to describe a situation, life, or event that is not really "gangsta" or hardcore, but still crosses some sort of line, like removing a "Do Not Remove" tag on a piece of furniture. It can also be used to describe someone who thinks that their life is hard/fucked up, but is really just ignorant to the fact that they don't meet the definition of a thug.

1. Bill: "Wht u doin"
John: "Textin while driving yo, livin da thug life xD"

2. (Jonny's Facebook status): "I H8 MY MOMMY!!!1111 SHE JUST BAWT ME DA WRONG BRAND OF SOCKS >:( mY LIFE SUCKZ"
Bob's comment: "Thug Lyfe"

by thisplacesucksass August 16, 2013

Internet Band-Aid

When someone on the internet whines about their life just so they can get a shitload of people to put an emotional "band-aid" on said user by feeling sorry for him/her. These are the same type of people that censor their YouTube comment section or complain about trivial shit like "cyber bullying". Most commonly seen on Facebook where bitches are always talking about how "broken" they are.

Half of all female Facebook users utilize internet band-aids.

by thisplacesucksass March 16, 2014

Fuckboi

Ghetto way of spelling "fuckboy". Ghetto slang for a bitch, prison slang for the guy who takes it up the ass. Does NOT mean a player that "braeks girls hearts ;-;". The phrase has been used for ages (especially by the Hip-Hop scene), so don't ask me why the fuck it's so popular right now.

Ex. 1: "Look at dem fuckbois tryna walk in our hood! Let's fuck em up!"

Ex. 2: Chris is Bubba's fuckboi because he knows that Bubba won't kick his ass if he let's him fuck it.

by thisplacesucksass February 24, 2015

preachy

The cut and dry definition of preachy is a term said to describe a person who is more times than not, giving advice in an irritating way: giving, or in the habit of giving, advice on morality or behavior, especially in an irritatingly tedious or overbearing way. This term is mostly associated with overtly religious people or people with controversial opinions or ideologies that try to shove their opinions down your thought. Some examples of people who might tend to be preachy are those bible thumpers who try to tell you what to believe, atheists who want to try to tell religious people that their ideas are invalid, the hippies who tell you to hump a tree, or the radicals who try to make people believe irrational conspiracies that make them feel good. Most of the time, preachy people only piss off those they try to sell their ideas to, and end up having a lot of haters, and a few dick riders.

Dude#1: "I had to hitch a ride with our neighbors last night and all they did was talk about how all gays should die."

Dude#2: "They're just preachy motherfuckers. Ignore them."

by thisplacesucksass August 18, 2013

tattoo sleeve

Contrary to what the other definitions say, a tattoo sleeve is a literal transparent elastic sleeve with a tribal pattern that goes around your arm and looks like a tattoo. Typically worn for disguise, to look cool, or as a joke.

Why would I get painful permanent tattoos when I could just buy a nifty pair of tattoo sleeves?

by thisplacesucksass February 14, 2015