3 definitions by thisisnotapseudonym

penis cutter conversation

Used to describe a conversation in which the topics discussed is so secretive -or if any said information is retold- may result in disaster for those discussing.
Derived from the phrase:
"Or I'll cut off your penis, light it on fire, and smoke it."

Remember, this was a penis cutter conversation, if you tell anyone anything, I'll deprive you of your manhood.

by thisisnotapseudonym January 5, 2009

Indie 103

Was the best radio station in the Los Angeles area. Was recently pulled off the air January 19, 2009 and was replaced with some regional Latin music. They still continue broadcasting on the internet, though some of the shows have changed.

Charlie: I can't stand not having indie 103.1 in my car.. it's just not the same.
Jack: Why don't you listen to KIIS FM or KROQ?
Charlie: Get off the car. Now.

by thisisnotapseudonym February 9, 2009

bongos

A pair of small drums (one slightly larger than the other) normally associated with beatniks. Bongos however, are commonly used in Latin and Afro-Cuban music. If you decide to invest in bongos, be aware that people around you think that they are good at playing them.. this can be fixed by taking your bongos back and hammering a sexy beat with different methods (e.g. slap, muted slap, rim shot, thumb, fingers, etc.)

Bob: Dude, can I see your bongos?
Charles: sure...
(Bob plays a beat with no rhythm, tempo, repetition, etc.)
Bob: Man, I own at this!
Charles: yeah, right...

by thisisnotapseudonym February 9, 2009