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Dork

Basically what we all are but tend to try to cover it up through high school for some damn reason. Also an affectionate term.

I am an unquestionable dork. But I kick ass.

by This Guy November 17, 2003

Grandma

A response when the guilty party is unknown, or when the person responsible does not want to incriminate themselves.

Joe:Hey, who drank the last Pepsi Twist?
Mary:Grandma

by This Guy December 23, 2004

miquid

The menstral blood from a murse.

"The good news is, she ain't pregnant."

"You crazy bitch, you left miquid all over my sheets!"

by This Guy July 5, 2004

honeywagon

A fun term to call any vehicle you are using at that moment even if it does happen to be a freakin' piece.

Ladies cant wait to get up in my honeywagon but they have to crawl in through the back cause my doors are jammed.

by This Guy November 17, 2003

sheinberg

(1) A reference to a person who chronically masturbates. (Also reffered to as "shining the berg")
(2) A term describing a maneuver where one inserts a thumb up their own anus.
(3) A Jew with hairy palms.

see "not straight"

Person 1: "Did you just catch a glimpse of that sheinberg over there?!"
Person 2: "What a stupid jew!"

by This guy November 18, 2003

antisymmetrical

a play on words meaning asymmetrical or no symmetry

related to antisymmetric

that pictograph is antisymmetrical

by this guy February 10, 2004

burlap

Like gnarly, only more so.

Dude, the waves look so burlap.

by This guy May 13, 2005