2 definitions by theurbandictionarylover
(Boy) Mum, what's a penis? (Mum) A penis is the thing that the crap singer doesn't have it where it should be. (Boy) Where is his then? (Mum) He only has one in bed in his mouth.
by theurbandictionarylover April 26, 2015
by theurbandictionarylover April 29, 2015