hard for The Guard

Mil. orig. US Coast Guard.
Def.: adj. a Coast Guard Member that loves the Coast Guard so much it is ridiculous. derogatory.

So, Johnson, are you trying to prove how hard for The Guard you are? Stop it!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

ass

n. 1) buttocks

n. 2) someone that humiliates themselves

n. 3) sexy women

n. 4) sex

1. That chick has a flat ass.

2. I told you if you talked to her, you would make an ass out of yourself.

3. There is quite a bit of ass in this gym.

4. I really need to get me some ass tonight!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

fat hater friend

1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.

I got cockblocked by the fat hater friend, cuz I didn't have a wingman!

by theunknowngl October 17, 2004

waste of life

1. One whose life is stagnant.

Dude, do something and stop being a waste of life!

by theunknowngl October 17, 2004

Coastie

1. n. A US Coast Guard member. not derogatory.

You can always tell a Coastie by the smell of alcohol on his breath.

by theunknowngl October 17, 2004

Sole

Regional. Hawaii. Pidgin English. 1. A Samoan person

Planny Soles on da mainlan', cuz.

by theunknowngl October 17, 2004

wingman

1. A friend of yours who will distract the fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a cockblocker

orig. US Air Force n. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.

Aight man, I'll be wingman this time, but you owe me big time.

by theunknowngl October 17, 2004