6 definitions by thesarcasmguy

Careful

1. Something men promise to be roughly 9 months before the baby is born.

'hey billy, be careful''

by thesarcasmguy January 4, 2016

Despair

1. The complete loss or absence of hope

2.An utter loss of hope; a feeling of uselessness, often brought about through contact with a greeter at Wal- Mart.

'Greeter: Hey, welcome to Wal-Mart

You: ugh (Despair)...

by thesarcasmguy January 3, 2016

Despair

1. The complete loss or absence of hope

2.An utter loss of hope; a feeling of uselessness, often brought about through contact with a greeter at Wal- Mart.

'Greeter: Hey, welcome to Wal-Mart

You: ugh (Despair)...

by thesarcasmguy January 3, 2016

Buzzkill

'Someone who brings up the subject of world hunger during a lap dance'

'Jeff, man, your such as buzzkill, we will talk about carbon emissions later'

by thesarcasmguy January 4, 2016

nanny

1. A grandparent, sometimes referred to as Grandma or Gramps.

2. A women/man who is paid to look after the children of those who have better things to do than develop emotional ties with their offspring

'I really love my nanny'

by thesarcasmguy January 3, 2016

Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

by thesarcasmguy January 4, 2016