6 definitions by theriotfish
ESPN's Bill Simmons wife. She usually writes about sports in the middle of The Sports Guy column, with a feminine touch and usually talking celebrity gossips and non-sports related stuff.
She had her own picks for the 2006-2007 NFL season and even beat her sports' fanatic husband at it.
As of 2007, she will be a regular on both ABC.com and ESPN.com with a column about the new season of 'The Bachelor'.
She had her own picks for the 2006-2007 NFL season and even beat her sports' fanatic husband at it.
As of 2007, she will be a regular on both ABC.com and ESPN.com with a column about the new season of 'The Bachelor'.
-Dude, did you read the new Sports Guy column on ESPN.com ?? It is hilarious.
-No, I didn't. I'm looking forward though to read The Sports Gal picks for the games this weekend.
-No, I didn't. I'm looking forward though to read The Sports Gal picks for the games this weekend.
by theriotfish April 2, 2007
Amphetamines. Stimulant drug that help people perform their duties.
Used in sports, the Army, etc. Also as a diet pill.
Also referred as "beans"
Used in sports, the Army, etc. Also as a diet pill.
Also referred as "beans"
Pro wrestling chews up and spits out its athletes with grueling schedules, brutal physical punishment and a tacit understanding that performance enhancers are okay—as are greenies, sleeping pills and painkillers.
by theriotfish December 30, 2009
Term imposed by ESPN's The Sports Guy's friend House during March Madness 2007, referring when, a sports event broadcasting several games at a time, commercials are going on on all games at once.
From Round I Diary:
9:49: For the first time today, CBS has commercials going on all three games at the same time. That leads to this exchange:
Me: We gotta come up with a name for that phenomenon … it's like a whitewash, but with commercials.
House: Whatever the name is of the town rapist in 'Borat' -- that's what we should call it."
That leads to House googling the guy's name … it's Urkin. So that's what we'll call it. An Urkin.
9:49: For the first time today, CBS has commercials going on all three games at the same time. That leads to this exchange:
Me: We gotta come up with a name for that phenomenon … it's like a whitewash, but with commercials.
House: Whatever the name is of the town rapist in 'Borat' -- that's what we should call it."
That leads to House googling the guy's name … it's Urkin. So that's what we'll call it. An Urkin.
by theriotfish March 22, 2007
Term created by ESPN's Sports Guy to reference when your level of hunger is just enormous. He used it to reference what Boston Celtics' Pierce, Allen and KG have been like for the 07-08 NBA season.
These guys aren't hungry. They are Fat Dickie's Hungry.
In college, every once in a while, my buddy House and I would get tired of campus food and drive to a barbecue place called Fat Dickie's. Then we'd order an obscene amount of food and chow down -- we wouldn't even talk; we'd just be intensely plowing through the barbecue and occasionally nodding at one another.
In college, every once in a while, my buddy House and I would get tired of campus food and drive to a barbecue place called Fat Dickie's. Then we'd order an obscene amount of food and chow down -- we wouldn't even talk; we'd just be intensely plowing through the barbecue and occasionally nodding at one another.
by theriotfish November 14, 2007
Lebron James scored 43 pts, 14 assists and 8 rebounds against the Toronto Raptors, playing in the city of Lebronto. He owns the nba team Toronto Raptors, specially in the playoffs.
by theriotfish May 4, 2018
ESPN.com's Sports Guy suggested name for an all-male cast pron movie starring '08 NFL Buffalo Bills coaching staff, due to the names on the staff: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke.
Bill Simmons column: Actual names of Buffalo coaches this season: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke. Somebody get a fake all-male porn movie poster ready! Come on! Do it for me! Call the movie, "Lotion in the Basket" or "Extra-Hot Buffalo Sauce" and stick that thing online. I don't ask for much.
by theriotfish October 21, 2008