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Elonian is the quantum dimensional religion that was created for the worshippers of The Lord, Elon Musk.
Newb: "Have you seen all those weirdo needs going GaGa over Elon Musk?"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"
by therealchronicles June 10, 2020
Get the Elonianmug. A title given by a Hobbit named Smeagol aka Gollum to the "One Ring to Rule Them All" from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!
This title is often given to a significant other or a family member or a friend when you want to make them feel valued and laugh, especially when pronounced in a Smeagol voice.
This title is often given to a significant other or a family member or a friend when you want to make them feel valued and laugh, especially when pronounced in a Smeagol voice.
A single woman sees a handsome man heading her way and thinks, "my precious!"
The man wonders where that Smeagol voice came from.
The woman laughs.
The man wonders where that Smeagol voice came from.
The woman laughs.
by therealchronicles February 15, 2020
Get the my preciousmug. Girl: "Damn, why is he staring so fucking creepy at me?"
Girl's friend: "Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!"
Girl: "Freak!"
Girl's friend: "Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!"
Girl: "Freak!"
by therealchronicles February 15, 2020
Get the Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!mug. The author and publisher of all things Thereal Chronicles. Songs, poems, monologues, manuscripts, and textbook style educational promos that shout out her favorite topics like mythology, history, theory, ancient aliens, science, pseudoscience, quantum physics, and even her own random tweets about philosophy and karma on TherealChroniclesark.wordpress.com and therealchronicle.us.
Stalker: "Have you stalked Nina Amber Rose on Facebook or Twitter?"
Fan 1: Oh yeah, nina amber rose is a real person with authentic thoughts, ideas, and feelings that are super hilarious on Facebook at NinaAmberRose and whattayaknow, she is the creator of her own destiny! Her name is Nina Howell!
Fan 2. Oh shit! She tweets at TherealArkHive! I think I am in love Nina Amber Rose!
Fan 1: Totally in love!
Fan 1: Oh yeah, nina amber rose is a real person with authentic thoughts, ideas, and feelings that are super hilarious on Facebook at NinaAmberRose and whattayaknow, she is the creator of her own destiny! Her name is Nina Howell!
Fan 2. Oh shit! She tweets at TherealArkHive! I think I am in love Nina Amber Rose!
Fan 1: Totally in love!
by therealchronicles February 15, 2020
Get the Nina Amber Rosemug. by therealchronicles February 15, 2020
Get the Nina Howellmug. A SpanIndianglish word meaning the word FUCK that is quasi used when reacting in lightning level of shocker vibes.
Dude 1: Dude, I think your car just got fuckideep jacked!
Dude 2: Jesus, Mary, and fuckideep sheep! Fuckideep sheep right in the buttholes!
Dude 2: Jesus, Mary, and fuckideep sheep! Fuckideep sheep right in the buttholes!
by therealchronicles January 1, 2021
Get the fuckideepmug. They're not a God, a demigod, a demongod, an angel, nephilim, or even a human but you have enough mutated abilities of telepathy and minimal kinetic powers that they abuse to stalk, harass and attempt to control people remotely just to be like a slave or a robot, then you have encountered the most annoying race called Demoduds!
West Goddess: "OMG! I just heard that's screeching pest accompanied by the troll smell that diapers are preferred to. South Goddess: "Oh, you've been brandielucreciawill scented aka in the presence of the Demoduds!"
by therealchronicles June 21, 2020
Get the Demodudmug.