5 definitions by themostamazingbrian

iPhone

an absolutely WORTHLESS piece of junk filled with crap that you really dont want in your frickin phone

Hey wassup?

Dude, wtf is that?

Its my iPhone but i cant hear you cuz im listenin to music

Why would you want a phone with music when you could buy and ipod video for at least half the price?

umm....i dont know....

by themostamazingbrian May 16, 2008

hammich

an STD caused by a small person with a ham sandwich. usually attracts weasels in large numbers that will probably gnaw your face off.

small person:(puts ham sandwich in most amazing person's hood)
most amazing person: OH NO!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?!?!?!??!!
(weasels come and maul the most amazing person all because the small person didnt think that hammich was an STD

by themostamazingbrian May 14, 2008

most amazing

a term used to describe one who is most amazing in everyway possible. preppies dont count.

teacher: what is your name?
amazing child: i am the most amazing Person.

by themostamazingbrian May 14, 2008

dwar-fish

a person that is both small in size and in brains.

OW! I just ran into this perfectly visible wall!!!

yep, your a dwar-fish

by themostamazingbrian May 15, 2008

Moo

The name given by a hot lady to a kitteh that looks like a cow

it is not the name of a guitar

"this is mah kitteh"

"it looks like a cow!! ima call it Moo!!!"

by themostamazingbrian August 29, 2008