themilkmantrink's definitions

showerection

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.

Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."

by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011

get stoned with two birds

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.

Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.

by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011

straightjacket snuggie

A regular blanket.

After wrestling my straightjacket snuggie for 15 minutes, I was forced to either endure the chilling horrors of a cold remote hand or Tyler Perry's television programs.

by themilkmantrink September 30, 2011

Buzzed Lightyear

Someone who becomes buzzed to an extent nearing infinity, possibly exceeding it. Usually accompanied by woody.

Once I got Buzzed Lightyear, it seemed like my woody was hard up for some attention.

by themilkmantrink July 24, 2011

douchepine

(doosha-pahyn)
A douchebag who applies excessive amounts of gel in order to spike his hair.

Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.

by themilkmantrink August 7, 2011

infastruction

The seemingly infinite amount of road construction resulting from recent plans to improve infrastructure.

You can't get anywhere these days because of the traffic from all this fucking infastruction.

by themilkmantrink August 3, 2011

better off bacon

Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.

Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.

by themilkmantrink August 12, 2011