2 definitions by thelongestyards
A term originally used by lifeguards to describe getting a blowjob, getting it's name from the up-and-down motion made during oral sex.
by thelongestyards February 3, 2015
The act of leaving your older wife for a newer, hotter wife; so named after politician Newt Gingrich, who not only did the same to his wife, but also suggested the entire human race should do it by leaving Earth to colonize Mars.
She got the news she had been Gingriched after being served with divorce papers and hearing her soon-to-be-ex-husband left for Mars with his secretary.
by thelongestyards December 24, 2014