2 definitions by theking0514
When you go into your room, close the door and turn the vacuum on so no one can hear you. You then begin to dry hump your bed. Soon you take your pants off and begin to violently masturbate. You get so into it you begin to throw things and knock things over and then you jizz everywhere.
Example of cleaning your room:
Jill: So why haven't you been answering my calls?
Brian: Ive been cleaning my room.
Jill: I hope you used the vacuum
Jill: So why haven't you been answering my calls?
Brian: Ive been cleaning my room.
Jill: I hope you used the vacuum
by theking0514 November 3, 2010
When a guy is extremely nice to one girl and a complete asshole to her bestfriend. He talks to her and flirts with her all the time. Then when the time comes to ask her out, he asks out her bestfriend.
An example of hard to get:
Hey Alyssa your my bestfriend.
Courtney your a slut.
Wanna go out with me Courtney?
Hey Alyssa your my bestfriend.
Courtney your a slut.
Wanna go out with me Courtney?
by theking0514 November 1, 2010