top commenter

A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.

In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.
"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"

See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"

Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."
by thefoldrock June 01, 2011
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mutches

How many mutual friends you have with someone on a certain social network.
Who the hell is this person who wants to be my friend? Somehow we have like 440 mutches. Stalker.
by thefoldrock January 12, 2011
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snOMGeddon

The panic that sets in when people start planning for the biggest blizzard of all time after they find out it's supposed to snow more than an inch or two.
Pal #1: "See you tomorrow"

Pal #2: "Nah, don't think so, haven't you heard it's snOMGeddon!? Go stock up on canned goods, see you in the Spring!"

Pal #1: "OMG!"
by thefoldrock February 21, 2011
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bi-winning

The end goal of Charlie Sheen's life philosophy... Possibly also the opposite of bipolar? Yeah, let's be honest noone really knows what it means...
“I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”
The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning! Just winning every second.”
by thefoldrock March 16, 2011
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Acronesia

The act of temporarily forgetting an acronym, and needing to look it up, or ask a friend what it stands for.
"What's SMH again? Darn it, I KNOW THIS. I guess I'm having another fit of acronesia..."
by thefoldrock April 09, 2012
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shinfo

Useless information aquired while on a road trip.
You know they actually measured the length of this hallway in the hotel, it's precisely the length of a football field.

well that's some shinfo I won't ever use again.
by thefoldrock January 10, 2011
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hit it 'n twit it

When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".

Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"
"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"

(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)
by thefoldrock January 10, 2011
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