thefoldrock's definitions

fricon

A terms tweens use instead of the freak word.

Yeah, Scotty is soo fricon sexy!!!!!! <333

by thefoldrock November 28, 2011

tight butthole

Tight Butthole (n) -- 1. An awesome thing. 2. A really awesome thing.

"Let's just get some more drinks, and make tonight a tight butthole!"
Group: (Cheers) "TIGHT BUTTHOLE!"

Guy 1: "Dude, this bowtie is so tight butthole."

Guy 2: "No dude, that bowtie is totally loose butthole!"

by thefoldrock November 13, 2011

snOMGeddon

The panic that sets in when people start planning for the biggest blizzard of all time after they find out it's supposed to snow more than an inch or two.

Pal #1: "See you tomorrow"

Pal #2: "Nah, don't think so, haven't you heard it's snOMGeddon!? Go stock up on canned goods, see you in the Spring!"

Pal #1: "OMG!"

by thefoldrock February 21, 2011

bi-winning

The end goal of Charlie Sheen's life philosophy... Possibly also the opposite of bipolar? Yeah, let's be honest noone really knows what it means...

“I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”
“The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning! Just winning every second.”

by thefoldrock March 16, 2011

Acronesia

The act of temporarily forgetting an acronym, and needing to look it up, or ask a friend what it stands for.

"What's SMH again? Darn it, I KNOW THIS. I guess I'm having another fit of acronesia..."

by thefoldrock April 9, 2012

hit it 'n twit it

When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".

Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"

"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"

(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)

by thefoldrock January 10, 2011

Karaoke Rape

When a friend or mere acquaintance signs you up to sing a song at a karaoke bar, unbeknownst to you.

"I just went to this stupid place to honor my friend's 30th, but I totally got karaoke raped in the process."

Karaoke DJ's response to a bogus entry: "This bar does not support karaoke rape, if you're gonna cum- you cum willingly!"

by thefoldrock February 19, 2011