thefoldrock's definitions
When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".
Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"
Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"
"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"
(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)
(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)
by thefoldrock January 10, 2011
Get the hit it 'n twit itmug. When a friend or mere acquaintance signs you up to sing a song at a karaoke bar, unbeknownst to you.
"I just went to this stupid place to honor my friend's 30th, but I totally got karaoke raped in the process."
Karaoke DJ's response to a bogus entry: "This bar does not support karaoke rape, if you're gonna cum- you cum willingly!"
Karaoke DJ's response to a bogus entry: "This bar does not support karaoke rape, if you're gonna cum- you cum willingly!"
by thefoldrock February 19, 2011
Get the Karaoke Rapemug. by thefoldrock January 12, 2011
Get the mutchesmug. The panic that sets in when people start planning for the biggest blizzard of all time after they find out it's supposed to snow more than an inch or two.
Pal #1: "See you tomorrow"
Pal #2: "Nah, don't think so, haven't you heard it's snOMGeddon!? Go stock up on canned goods, see you in the Spring!"
Pal #1: "OMG!"
Pal #2: "Nah, don't think so, haven't you heard it's snOMGeddon!? Go stock up on canned goods, see you in the Spring!"
Pal #1: "OMG!"
by thefoldrock February 21, 2011
Get the snOMGeddonmug. A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.
In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.
In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.
"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"
See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"
Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."
See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"
Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."
by thefoldrock June 1, 2011
Get the top commentermug. "Let's just get some more drinks, and make tonight a tight butthole!"
Group: (Cheers) "TIGHT BUTTHOLE!"
Guy 1: "Dude, this bowtie is so tight butthole."
Guy 2: "No dude, that bowtie is totally loose butthole!"
Group: (Cheers) "TIGHT BUTTHOLE!"
Guy 1: "Dude, this bowtie is so tight butthole."
Guy 2: "No dude, that bowtie is totally loose butthole!"
by thefoldrock November 13, 2011
Get the tight buttholemug. by thefoldrock November 28, 2011
Get the friconmug.