theflying_clubcup's definitions

Selfcest

Slashfic where a character is paired romantically or sexually with himself.

The most ridiculous, least socially accepted, and therefore the
hottest kind of pairing (im)possible.

"Do you ship Sam/Dean from Supernatural?"

"Nah, Wincest just isn't wrong enough. I ship Sylar/Gabriel Grey."

"Oh, selfcest, huh? Hot!"

by theflying_clubcup February 26, 2009

parasexual

A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.

I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. Does that make me parasexual?

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

heteroromantic

Attracted to the oppostite sex in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.

Stacy: Bret is so adorable.
Tracy: What? You want to shag him?
Stacy: Ew, no, I'm only heteroromantic, remember?

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

homoromantic

Attracted to the same sex in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.

Ted: Dude, Jed is totally checking me out. You think he wants to do me?
Ned: Nah, he's homoromantic, not homosexual.

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

biromantic

Attracted to both sexes in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Often used by asexuals.

Alzondo: So, do you like guys or girls?
Monica: I like all of them!
Alzondo: You must have some crazy orgies.
Monica: Yuck. I'm biromantic, not bisexual.

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

aromantic

Not attracted to anyone in any way. Used by asexuals to differentiate themselves from asexuals who are attracted to people in romantic, but not sexual ways.

Tim: Damn, that chick is hot.
Brad: Don't bother. That's Yasmin. She's aromantic.

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

panromantic

Attracted to all sexes in a romantic way, but not necessarily in a sexual way. Used by asexuals instead biromantic to disregard the idea that there are only two sexes.

"I don't get it. Bretta is totally hot, and she'll date anything, but she's still a virgin."
"That's because she's panromantic asexual."

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009