Gum sweaters

When you haven't flossed for a few days, leaving a fuzzy feeling on your gums.

"Ah man, my gums feel fuzzy."
"Oh, you have gum sweaters."

by thecrazymonkey June 04, 2009

Musical Orgasm

The point in a song in which the listener gets so involved in the music, and where the music is so incredibly good that he has a sweet feeling of ecstasy in the very pit of his stomach.

Dude, when that rocking guitar solo started up, I had a musical orgasm!

by thecrazymonkey January 17, 2009

Puerta

A slut

You are a puerta.

by thecrazymonkey March 05, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

Fuckheads with no musical talent whatsoever, who are similar to Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus in three different ways.

1. They have no talent.
2. They continue to destroy music in America.
3. They are women.

They are posers who stink at the guitar.

Idiotic 8 year old Jonas Brothers Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers!
True Metallica/Guns and Roses/Jimi Hendrix/Led Zeppelin fan: You're an idiot, little girl. You have no clue about music, and neither do any of the Jonas Brothers fans from ages 8-16.

by thecrazymonkey April 09, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A website where ghetto black rappers go to find out new lyrics for their songs.

T.I: "I'ma go to Urban Dictionary yo, cause I'm black and I have no talent and I need some new words for my song yo!"

by thecrazymonkey February 01, 2009

iPod Ignorance

When someone is listening to their iPod instead of enjoying nature.

"Dude, look at that guy taking a walk in the park with his iPod on!"
"Totally man, he's full of iPod ignorance!"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

The Office

The best non-animated comedy ever.
It was originally a very terrible show on BBC, but then someone got a great idea to make a U.S version, resulting in the best non-animated comedy ever.

The Office Quote-
Michael: Wikipedia is the best website ever... Because anyone, anywhere can put whatever they want on it, so you know that you are getting the best source of information...

by thecrazymonkey January 17, 2009