thecrazymonkey's definitions

Gum sweaters

When you haven't flossed for a few days, leaving a fuzzy feeling on your gums.

"Ah man, my gums feel fuzzy."
"Oh, you have gum sweaters."

by thecrazymonkey June 4, 2009

Poker's Disease

A disease where you uncontrollably go onto Facebook and poke every single one of your friends. This is usually a result of boredom.

I saw my friend on the library computer the other day, suffering from Poker's Disease.

by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009

nghiamy

Not Going To Happen In A Million Years.

This acronym is often texted.

(Jenna sexting Todd)
" Todd, will you have sex with me?"
(Todd texting back)
"Nghiamy"

by thecrazymonkey March 17, 2009

iPod Ignorance

When someone is listening to their iPod instead of enjoying nature.

"Dude, look at that guy taking a walk in the park with his iPod on!"
"Totally man, he's full of iPod ignorance!"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

The Office

The best non-animated comedy ever.
It was originally a very terrible show on BBC, but then someone got a great idea to make a U.S version, resulting in the best non-animated comedy ever.

The Office Quote-
Michael: Wikipedia is the best website ever... Because anyone, anywhere can put whatever they want on it, so you know that you are getting the best source of information...

by thecrazymonkey January 17, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A website where ghetto black rappers go to find out new lyrics for their songs.

T.I: "I'ma go to Urban Dictionary yo, cause I'm black and I have no talent and I need some new words for my song yo!"

by thecrazymonkey February 1, 2009

Musical Orgasm

The point in a song in which the listener gets so involved in the music, and where the music is so incredibly good that he has a sweet feeling of ecstasy in the very pit of his stomach.

Dude, when that rocking guitar solo started up, I had a musical orgasm!

by thecrazymonkey January 17, 2009