thebigpenis42069's definitions

Potato

Definition 1:

A potato is a starchy vegetable high in carbohydrates which can be either boiled, mashed or used to compliment a meal

Definition 2:

The code word used for initiate a gang rape session.

Definition 1:

Mum: Cooking dinner

Son: Can I have an extra potato?

Definition 2:

Person 1: POTATO on Zac!!!
Zac: Oh no

by thebigpenis42069 January 29, 2017

Oxxata

A Maltese noun with the literal translation to English being "Cunt Pastry". This word is a combination of the word "oxx" meaning cunt in Maltese and the word "Qassata" which is a traditional Maltese pastry. The word has made it's way into the vast Maltese profanity vocabulary when the word "oxx" did not have enough of an offensive meaning to it when attempting to offend someone. What could possibly be worse when you are a combination of a well-known pastry and a cunt?

Person 1: Il-madonna kemm int oxxata.
Person 2: Oxxata?
Person 1: Iva bahnan, int oxxata

by thebigpenis42069 January 30, 2017

Oi

Oi is a word often used by Australian and Southern people, the stereotypical situation where the word oi is used is when you see something you disapprove of greatly, like when you are in a bar with your girl and a fuck boy gives her a cheeky look or goes for a cheeky ass grab. You use the word oi to establish dominance and euphemistically tell the lad he's about to get the dick from you for doing it.

*Guy eyes your girl from a distance and blows a kiss to her*

You: Oi

Guy: Problem buddy?

*You pound the shit out of the guy*

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017

Dab

The dab is a movement similar to the reflex performed when sneezing however the movements are greatly exaggerated so that it can justify it's existence. The dab was introduced into society in 2016 and is a dead viral trend which went around. To perform a dab today would result in you looking like a dead fucking meme.

"Did you see that goal I scored today in footy boys?"

"Great goal mate, but you fucking killed the hype when you went for a dab as a celebration"

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017

Kanye West

Another word for egotistical. Check a thesaurus if you don't believe me bitch.

"I'm fucking sexy"

"Jesus Christ, you sound like Kanye West"

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017

Child Labor

The reason Nike can sell you those running shoes for twenty bucks VAT included.

I love child labor, I support it as I can purchase products for cheap prices and still where branded items. What a perfect combination.

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017

Inside Joke

Definition 1: Jokes that are normally only understood by a small group of people who are aware of the meaning behind the joke.

Definition 2: The best kind of fucking jokes that the urban dictionary editors will never fucking publish on this website.

Person 1: I like caves

Person 2: hahahahahaha that's fucking hilarious

Person 2: I don't get it...
Person 1: It is an inside joke mate

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017