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Oxxata

A Maltese noun with the literal translation to English being "Cunt Pastry". This word is a combination of the word "oxx" meaning cunt in Maltese and the word "Qassata" which is a traditional Maltese pastry. The word has made it's way into the vast Maltese profanity vocabulary when the word "oxx" did not have enough of an offensive meaning to it when attempting to offend someone. What could possibly be worse when you are a combination of a well-known pastry and a cunt?

Person 1: Il-madonna kemm int oxxata.
Person 2: Oxxata?
Person 1: Iva bahnan, int oxxata

by thebigpenis42069 January 30, 2017

Belt

Definition 1:

A strip of leather with several small holes punctured through it at different intervals used around the waist to uphold trousers or shorts when loose.

Definition 2:

Daddy's favorite tool to use when you've been naughty.

Definition 1:

Person: Oh my trousers are falling down all the time
Friend: Why don't you buy a belt?
Person: Hmm...good idea

Definition 2:

Daddy: Son you have forsaken me for the last time
Son: Daddy please not the belt
Daddy: You must learn, BEND OVER
Son: DADDY NO
Daddy: The belt is coming off, this is what you get

*Son runs in fear as Daddy chases him with the belt*

by thebigpenis42069 February 5, 2017

Nas

Nas, or Nasty Nas is an American New York rapper whose debut album Illmatic is arguably the greatest full-length debut hip-hop album to date. He's also known for the notorious diss track Ether which caused Jay-Z to cry on national radio. He may have never been able to reproduce an album like Illmatic but one could argue Nas is definitely stillmatic.

Nas was only 20 when he released the greatest lyricism the world has ever witnessed on his critically acclaimed album Illmatic. Nas' diss track on Jay-Z was lethal. Nasty Nas is truly in your area causing mad hysteria.

by thebigpenis42069 January 15, 2019

Inside Joke

Definition 1: Jokes that are normally only understood by a small group of people who are aware of the meaning behind the joke.

Definition 2: The best kind of fucking jokes that the urban dictionary editors will never fucking publish on this website.

Person 1: I like caves

Person 2: hahahahahaha that's fucking hilarious

Person 2: I don't get it...
Person 1: It is an inside joke mate

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017

Dab

The dab is a movement similar to the reflex performed when sneezing however the movements are greatly exaggerated so that it can justify it's existence. The dab was introduced into society in 2016 and is a dead viral trend which went around. To perform a dab today would result in you looking like a dead fucking meme.

"Did you see that goal I scored today in footy boys?"

"Great goal mate, but you fucking killed the hype when you went for a dab as a celebration"

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017

Yandhi

Yandhi will be Kanye West's ninth full-length hip-hop album. However anyone who has any insight to Kanye West's artistic and lifestyle choices knows that this album may not be released, title changed or have the whole concept of it being the follow up to Yeezus changed. Only Mr West can answer that question for us. Yandi has also become a bit of a meme since it was postponed twice in 2018.

If Kanye West doesn't drop Yandhi soon I will start listening to Scorpion.

by thebigpenis42069 January 15, 2019

Child Labor

The reason Nike can sell you those running shoes for twenty bucks VAT included.

I love child labor, I support it as I can purchase products for cheap prices and still where branded items. What a perfect combination.

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017