thebetterfriend2's definitions

Designated Imbiber

An individual who is assigned the task of drinking for other people because they are driving, pregnant, or have to get up early the next morning.

Guy 1: Wanna play some beer pong?
Guy 2: I wish, but I have to be at work at 8AM tomorrow.
Guy 1: It's fine, I'll be the designated imbiber.

by thebetterfriend2 June 19, 2013

Gun Hobbyist

An advocate for citizens' gun rights who argues that people have a constitutional right to protect themselves, when in reality they just enjoy playing with guns.

Man 1: Did Congress pass the Background Check bill?
Man 2: No, the NRA has them by the balls.
Man 1: Freakin gun hobbyists

by thebetterfriend2 May 2, 2013

Football Minute

When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.

Wife: I need to run into this store. It'll only take a minute

Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.

by thebetterfriend2 May 29, 2010

Wordgurgitation

Regurgitation of every single memorized fact or talking point even remotely related to the topic at hand.

Just submitted my term paper. It was pretty much a frantic wordgurgitation of a semester's worth of information.

by thebetterfriend2 May 17, 2018

Reproductive Roulette

Having unprotected sex with a complete stranger.

Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.

by thebetterfriend2 August 3, 2011

Pube Crawl

To seamlessly go from one sex partner to another in a series.

"Adam was with one girl after another yesterday. He was on an all-day pube crawl."

by thebetterfriend2 March 13, 2013

Too Soon Guilt

The immediate sense of shame one feels after blurting out an insensitive joke regarding a tragic incident.

I had a great joke in my facebook status regarding George Zimmerman's ruling, but deleted it because of Too Soon Guilt.

by thebetterfriend2 August 26, 2013