A man's stubbornness to ask for directions, even when he has no idea where he is.
Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Woman: We've passed that gas station twice already. Overcome your Columbus Complex and ask for directions.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
by thebetterfriend2 September 29, 2010
When a person must take a break from eating a meal because they feel a bit sick or full, but still want to finish their food.
Jason: This chicken is so good, but I can't finish cause I feel like shit.
Jon: Go on meal sabbatical, bro.
Jon: Go on meal sabbatical, bro.
by thebetterfriend2 May 25, 2010
To get roped into another episode of Law and Order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.
"I swore to myself I'd start my paper after the first episode, but I kept getting Dick Wolfed by the SVU marathon."
by thebetterfriend2 December 06, 2011
by thebetterfriend2 July 17, 2010
Bungee jumping sounded like a great idea at the time, but now that I'm here, I have a pretty severe case of osteoneurosis.
by thebetterfriend2 April 27, 2018
Nerd #1: Did you hear about the Star Trek marathon tonight?
Nerd #2: Affirmative, Captain. I'm gonna Rock Out With My Spock Out.
Nerd #2: Affirmative, Captain. I'm gonna Rock Out With My Spock Out.
by thebetterfriend2 February 08, 2010
A talentless person hired by the Disney corporation because he or she has a pretty face. These people lack musical and acting skills, but nevertheless star in movies and have hit records. They are puppets because Disney owns their ass, and they do whatever they are told and and have no creative input whatsoever.
Prepubescent teen 1: OMG!! Have you heard the new Hannah Montana album?? It's so good!
Prepubescent teen 2: Totally. Those highly paid employees sure know how to write great music for their Disney Puppets!
Prepubescent teen 2: Totally. Those highly paid employees sure know how to write great music for their Disney Puppets!
by thebetterfriend2 February 05, 2010