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The collective group of businesses and industries that reap billions of dollars every year by convincing people that their obscenely overpriced goods/services are absolutely essential for getting married.
How many more of our young men and women need to be fed into the Wedding Machine before we stand up to the marital industrial complex?
by thebetterfriend2 January 15, 2020
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Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Woman: We've passed that gas station twice already. Overcome your Columbus Complex and ask for directions.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
by thebetterfriend2 September 30, 2010
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Girlfriend: Holy hell. You're cologne smells nice, but overall you have awful B.O.
Boyfriend: Give me a break. I had to choose between cologne and deodorant due to a potential Conflict of Scents
Boyfriend: Give me a break. I had to choose between cologne and deodorant due to a potential Conflict of Scents
by thebetterfriend2 January 6, 2010
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Get the Hymen Trophy mug.When a couple breaks up, one person gets to keep the mutual friends while the other must find new ones because being around each other would be too awkward. The person who keeps the friends is said to be granted Friend Custody.
Bob: Why don't you come out with us tonight?
Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.
Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.
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I had a great joke in my facebook status regarding George Zimmerman's ruling, but deleted it because of Too Soon Guilt.
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