theWestHamfan's definitions

butt rabbit

an extremely promiscuous male homosexual

unluckily for him, flat head bent to pick up his sisters fanny haddock when colin was on him like a butt rabbit

by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003

bunk up

to assist a climber by pushing him/her upwards

"'ere Stephen, g'is a bunk up, I'm nearly over this wall."

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

imploding balls

this can happen when one ejaculates too frequently. one's testicles simply implode with quite a loud noise.

"was that kevin's thunderturds I just heard?"
"no, it's his imploding balls"

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

penis fly trap

an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.

the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

velcroed

to get one's moustache inextricably entwined in one's partner's bearded oyster hair

mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay

by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

hole in one

to sexually penetrate a partner at the first attempt

trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

frogging

when being deep-throated to grasp the partner tightly behind the neck until they pass out. a frog in the throat

joe grabbed june across the road for a frogging session but was heard screaming when instead of passing out she bit his cock off

by theWestHamfan January 23, 2004