theWestHamfan's definitions

stiffy

uncontrollable erection whilst on a bus

I couldn't disembark at the Heathway because of my ginormous stiffy

by theWestHamfan October 19, 2003

columbian roulette

like russian roulette but EVERY chamber has a bullet

poor bastard, 'e didn' 'ave a chance. 'E woz playin' columbian roulette

by theWestHamfan January 3, 2004

frogging

when being deep-throated to grasp the partner tightly behind the neck until they pass out. a frog in the throat

joe grabbed june across the road for a frogging session but was heard screaming when instead of passing out she bit his cock off

by theWestHamfan January 23, 2004

hammers

1. supporters of West Ham United Football Club
2. plural of hammer
3. there is no three

1. "up the hammers""alan partridge's claret & blue army"
2. "have you got fork handles?""yes""OK i'll take the candles and four hammers"
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by theWestHamfan November 29, 2003

flied lice

cheap and nasty fried rice

Ho says "my special flied lice, my very special flied lice and my very very extra special flied lice are all my much improved flied lice. Or there is just my flied lice."

by theWestHamfan November 10, 2003

fart in a colander

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

water the horse

to urinate

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003