corn fed chicken

a nubile chinese girl

semayne was rushing home to some corn fed chicken - ah that's why he walks SO fast!

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

spew up your ring

to vomit so violently that one anus nearly comes out of ones own mouth

look here Kevin, if that's your tenth donner kebab, you're definitely gonna spew up your ring!

by theWestHamfan November 03, 2003

handball

to unload by hand

"fork lift truck? you must be joking. this is TESCO's. stop whinging and handball that twnty tons of spuds off NOW!

by theWestHamfan November 04, 2003

incuntinent

a medical condition causing one to urinate instead of ejaculate during sexual intercourse

spicer was getting really fed up with dave. she thought he was taking the piss not realising he was incuntinent

by theWestHamfan December 26, 2003

roasting bag

a white girl that goes for sex sessions with black footballers

"as soon as the final whisle goes" squealed kieron excitedly "we're off to the hotel, to meet today's roasting bag."

by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004

cockchafer

1. large grey/brown beetle
2. a woman with a dried up vagina

1. "oi sean, me old mate, is that cockchafer in bed with you?"
2. "oi sean, me old mate are you gonna be SORE! you're in bed with thunderthighs the old cockchafer

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003

hole in one

to sexually penetrate a partner at the first attempt

trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003