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unluckily for him, flat head bent to pick up his sisters fanny haddock when colin was on him like a butt rabbit
by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003
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Get the bunk up mug.this can happen when one ejaculates too frequently. one's testicles simply implode with quite a loud noise.
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003
Get the imploding balls mug.an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.
the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!
by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003
Get the penis fly trap mug.mr & mrs pavarotti had become so firmly velcroed he could not sing at vinny's barmistva. instead they got coldplay
by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003
Get the velcroed mug.trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg
by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003
Get the hole in one mug.when being deep-throated to grasp the partner tightly behind the neck until they pass out. a frog in the throat
joe grabbed june across the road for a frogging session but was heard screaming when instead of passing out she bit his cock off
by theWestHamfan January 23, 2004
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