theWestHamfan's definitions

I'll keep my eye out for you

to look out for a person

the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."

by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003

penile bifida

to have two penii

"always said she was lucky! her old man's got a dose of penile bifida"

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

labia hotdog

to have sexual intercourse without actual penetration. the labia are stretched around the penis and held in place whilst the thrusting brings ejaculation OUTSIDE the vagina. this is a common form of birth control in Korea

steven was really looking forward to a good bunk up with colin's wife but she would only give him a labia hotdog

by theWestHamfan December 7, 2003

syph cream

an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter

jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

barnstorming

when the roof of the barn has blown off and the rain gets in during a storm - as in IDS

He gave such a barnstorming performance, but zilch votes

by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

bunch of fives

a punch in the face

he jus' went ON and ON extolling the virtues of a flat back four so Trevor gave him a bunch of fives

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

blackbelt in catheterism

a nurse who is expert at putting in catheters

doris was very suspicious. as kevin said he was inserting the catheter she noticed both his hands were on her shoulders. "don't worry doris, it's ok. I've got a black belt in catheterism"

by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003