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penis fly trap

an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.
the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!
by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003
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bunk up

to assist a climber by pushing him/her upwards
"'ere Stephen, g'is a bunk up, I'm nearly over this wall."
by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003
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imploding balls

this can happen when one ejaculates too frequently. one's testicles simply implode with quite a loud noise.
"was that kevin's thunderturds I just heard?"
"no, it's his imploding balls"
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003
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blackbelt in catheterism

a nurse who is expert at putting in catheters
doris was very suspicious. as kevin said he was inserting the catheter she noticed both his hands were on her shoulders. "don't worry doris, it's ok. I've got a black belt in catheterism"
by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003
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bunch of fives

he jus' went ON and ON extolling the virtues of a flat back four so Trevor gave him a bunch of fives
by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003
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barnstorming

when the roof of the barn has blown off and the rain gets in during a storm - as in IDS
He gave such a barnstorming performance, but zilch votes
by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003
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syph cream

an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter
jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream
by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003
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