theWestHamfan's definitions

flogs his arsehole

sells himself as a rent boy male prostitute

"his sister's name is lily,
she's a pro in piccadilly,
and his mother's yet another in the strand,
his father flogs his arsehole,
at the elephant and castle,
they're the finest fucking family in the land!"

by theWestHamfan December 4, 2003

syph cream

an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter

jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

labia hotdog

to have sexual intercourse without actual penetration. the labia are stretched around the penis and held in place whilst the thrusting brings ejaculation OUTSIDE the vagina. this is a common form of birth control in Korea

steven was really looking forward to a good bunk up with colin's wife but she would only give him a labia hotdog

by theWestHamfan December 7, 2003

barnstorming

when the roof of the barn has blown off and the rain gets in during a storm - as in IDS

He gave such a barnstorming performance, but zilch votes

by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

bunch of fives

a punch in the face

he jus' went ON and ON extolling the virtues of a flat back four so Trevor gave him a bunch of fives

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

blackbelt in catheterism

a nurse who is expert at putting in catheters

doris was very suspicious. as kevin said he was inserting the catheter she noticed both his hands were on her shoulders. "don't worry doris, it's ok. I've got a black belt in catheterism"

by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003

blow up doll

suicide bomber

we all ran for cover as yet another blow up doll blew up

by theWestHamfan January 18, 2004