theWestHamfan's definitions

digit

finger or toe

it's easy for most people to count to twenty using their digits for help. tony goes one better, he can count up to twenty and a half!

by theWestHamfan December 30, 2003

deforestation

1. Forest Gate train station.
2. chopped down all de trees.
3. a shaved bearded oyster.

1. are you is goin' to de manor park, or deforestation innit?
2. the deforestation in parsloes is all but complete.
3. kylie has suffered deforestation for her work.

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

eurolagnia

sexual arousal derived from pissing on anything and everything even remotely associated with europe and/or the euro

widdy was at the height of eurolagnia as she squatted over the photo of the froggy president and pissed her bladder inside out

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

pissing

urinating, emptying one's bladder.

"no, your honour" "I wasn't exposing myself to the bobby moore stand" "I was jus' pissing."

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

columbian roulette

like russian roulette but EVERY chamber has a bullet

poor bastard, 'e didn' 'ave a chance. 'E woz playin' columbian roulette

by theWestHamfan January 3, 2004

italian roulette

like russian roulette but ther are NO bullets in ANY chambers

"blimey Darren" exclaimed Dave "that dark-skinned dwarf's a brave bastard"
"nah" replied darren laconically "unfortunately, he's playing italian roulette!"

by theWestHamfan January 3, 2004

get his leg over

he has sexual intercourse

trev couldn't get his leg over with debbie because she was riding the cotton pony

by theWestHamfan January 7, 2004