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cock shy

1. a person too frightened to have a sexual encounter
2. a sex game where three males with erections stand in formation and the opposing team throw ring doughnuts over the erections - like quoits
1. timid and cock shy she may be - but she loved her rampant rabbit.
2. "we were winning the cock shy by nine points" said trevor dejectedly, "when alec lost his erection and all his doughnuts simply dropped off."
by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003
mugGet the cock shymug.

cuntstipated

can get erection but unable to ejaculate
poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"
by theWestHamfan January 9, 2004
mugGet the cuntstipatedmug.

faece furniture

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture
by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003
mugGet the faece furnituremug.

headless chicken

1. a chicken with no head
2. running around all over the place with seemingly no aim or purpose
1. we ordered murghi masalam but all we got was a headless chicken stuffed with minced meat.
2. "look at that twat Savage" exclaimed Fredo "he's worse than a headless chicken."
by theWestHamfan November 16, 2003
mugGet the headless chickenmug.

roasting bag

a white girl that goes for sex sessions with black footballers
"as soon as the final whisle goes" squealed kieron excitedly "we're off to the hotel, to meet today's roasting bag."
by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004
mugGet the roasting bagmug.

Aer Lingus

1. Irish airline
2. to give a blow job and cunnilingus at the same time
1. "the british airways flight from nairobi arrives at 15.30 hours."
"the american airlines flight from new york arrives at 16.00 hours."
"the aer lingus flight from dublin arrives when the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the five."
2. colin was enjoying the threesome with his wife and steven when suddenly he attempted aer lingus and dislocated every joint in his upper torso.
by theWestHamfan December 8, 2003
mugGet the Aer Lingusmug.

middle wicket

old thunderthighs fancied Kevin so badly she made a bold grab for his middle wicket
by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003
mugGet the middle wicketmug.

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