theWestHamfan's definitions

y-fronts

old-fashioned underpants so called because the fly is made up of an upside down Y shape allowing quick access but still affording cover

Chris "Y-fronts" B***** MP was so excited by Tony's first election victory that he lowered his trousers in public and started masturbating, while singing Things Can Only Get Better and inviting men to perform oral sex on him.
Call me old-fashioned, but what's wrong with a glass of champagne

by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003

corn fed chicken

a nubile chinese girl

semayne was rushing home to some corn fed chicken - ah that's why he walks SO fast!

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

gnomedipus

an unnatural love for your garden gnome

"Hi Alec, what on earth are you doing with that gnome?"

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

penis pushups

laying face down, to push up and lower one's body rythmically, using just the erect penis

the keeper, looking ashen faced, shouted "Trevor, forget those penis pushups, get out of that cage NOW, the gorilla's coming."

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

cum tuber

a testicular growth that is caused by too much wanking without ejaculation

rosie: " at first i thought jason had two cocks but it was jus' a cum tuber."

by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003

columbian roulette

like russian roulette but EVERY chamber has a bullet

poor bastard, 'e didn' 'ave a chance. 'E woz playin' columbian roulette

by theWestHamfan January 3, 2004

tinsel tampon

a tampon festooned with tinsel

jennifer - "have you got ant tinsel tampons?"
assistant - "yes, but only for the Christmas period."

by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003