127 definitions by theWestHamfan

get his leg over

he has sexual intercourse

trev couldn't get his leg over with debbie because she was riding the cotton pony

by theWestHamfan January 7, 2004

penile bifida

to have two penii

"always said she was lucky! her old man's got a dose of penile bifida"

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

Essex girl

some of the most beautiful girls in the world come from essex

essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."

by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003

penis fly trap

an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.

the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

gingivitis

swollen gums through giving too much felatio

Oi Kinnock, no wonder your gingivitus has flared - GET OFF THAT NOW!

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

butt rabbit

an extremely promiscuous male homosexual

unluckily for him, flat head bent to pick up his sisters fanny haddock when colin was on him like a butt rabbit

by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003

cuntstipated

can get erection but unable to ejaculate

poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"

by theWestHamfan January 9, 2004