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ball dribble

1. to run with the football soccer going past opponents and stopping them from getting the ball.
2. caused by a scrotum disease called bolliosis. this is manifested by very fine perforations in the scrotum which leak pus esp. during sleep.
1. alan: "he might be a useless keeper, but jammie can certainly ball dribble in the goal area."
2. colin was consumed with shame and self-pity when he woke one morning to find his meat & two veg stuck to the duvet with ball dribble
by theWestHamfan November 24, 2003
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trouting

george next door got a job in a fish canning factory so he could sidle off to the bog in his break and have a trouting session. he would then sneak the used fish back on to the production line.
by theWestHamfan December 7, 2003
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arsehole lucky

extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.
"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003
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faece furniture

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture
by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003
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coin operated

his father was so mortified to find his son's next door neighbour was coin operated, he stealthily paid her a visit!
by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003
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roasting bag

a white girl that goes for sex sessions with black footballers
"as soon as the final whisle goes" squealed kieron excitedly "we're off to the hotel, to meet today's roasting bag."
by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004
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Aer Lingus

1. Irish airline
2. to give a blow job and cunnilingus at the same time
1. "the british airways flight from nairobi arrives at 15.30 hours."
"the american airlines flight from new york arrives at 16.00 hours."
"the aer lingus flight from dublin arrives when the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the five."
2. colin was enjoying the threesome with his wife and steven when suddenly he attempted aer lingus and dislocated every joint in his upper torso.
by theWestHamfan December 8, 2003
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