127 definitions by theWestHamfan

digit

finger or toe

it's easy for most people to count to twenty using their digits for help. tony goes one better, he can count up to twenty and a half!

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2004

dropped a bollock

made a mistake

kevin really dropped a bollock when he tried to get his leg over with the girl at the club. it was keith's wife!

by theWestHamfan December 26, 2003

uncontrollable flesh

a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections

"yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."

by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

silvery

a person that loses their bottle at the last moment

Oi dunky oggins you lost yoer bo(glotteral stop)all

by theWestHamfan October 30, 2003

love eggs

a pair of hard egg-shaped artifacts usually joined by a cord. they are "worn" inside the vagina whilst walking/working/dancing etc. to give sexual gratification

you could tell Irma had no panties on. she coughed, tripped, and her love eggs shot out and nearly killed the doorman

by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

gloyboy

a rentboy or young male prostitute

everyone thought it was alec's grandson visiting him. could it be his gloyboy?

by theWestHamfan December 26, 2003

corn fed chicken

a nubile chinese girl

semayne was rushing home to some corn fed chicken - ah that's why he walks SO fast!

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004