theWestHamfan's definitions

arsehole lucky

extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.

"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

drink from the furry cup

to partake in cunnilingus, to quimguzzle

bernard was just about to drink from the furry cup when debbie farted and burned off about a foot of his chest hair

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

quimguzzle

to definitely partake in a drink from the furry cup. to attempt cunnilingus

"oi sean, fancy a quimguzzle?" pleaded spicer. "not just at this moment, thanks debbie, im just starting a pocket billiards session."

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

cuntbush

1. president of the us of a
2. female pubes

1. "i'm too busy to talk to 'em right now, jus' get one of the token ethnics to explain things."
2. as trevor's hand slowly reached her cuntbush he was devastated to find she was in fact a shemale and he met a meat and two veg

by theWestHamfan December 19, 2003

dropped a bollock

made a mistake

kevin really dropped a bollock when he tried to get his leg over with the girl at the club. it was keith's wife!

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

lino

1. an abbr. of linoleum, the floor covering.
2. the linesman in soccer

1. ers next door looks really posh now. she's got rid of the old beer cans and done it all up wiv lino.
2. darren "oi, lino, what's wrong wiv you? E was never offside."
dave "bring on stevie wonder!"

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

incuntinent

a medical condition causing one to urinate instead of ejaculate during sexual intercourse

spicer was getting really fed up with dave. she thought he was taking the piss not realising he was incuntinent

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003