flogs his arsehole

sells himself as a rent boy male prostitute

"his sister's name is lily,
she's a pro in piccadilly,
and his mother's yet another in the strand,
his father flogs his arsehole,
at the elephant and castle,
they're the finest fucking family in the land!"

by theWestHamfan December 05, 2003

digit

finger or toe

it's easy for most people to count to twenty using their digits for help. tony goes one better, he can count up to twenty and a half!

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

nine banded armadildo

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area

kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

flat back four

to play soccer having the defence arranged with four players in a straight line

"get back in line Ferdinand" shouted Fergie. "we're playing a flat back four"

by theWestHamfan November 05, 2003

silvery

a person that loses their bottle at the last moment

Oi dunky oggins you lost yoer bo(glotteral stop)all

by theWestHamfan October 30, 2003

griminal

a person that indulges in "dirty" crimes

there goes that dirty bastard griminal, he's just graffitied my brand new wall

by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003

golden rivet

an old nautical term for tempting a new recruit to the bowels of the ship for the purpose of homosexual activities

"see Roger, if you bend right over you can see the golden rivet"

by theWestHamfan November 06, 2003