Definitions by theWestHamfan

cobra forsky 

foreskin shaped like a hooded cobra

colin considered himself to be very fortunate. having a cobra forsky was useful as his wife played the flute. trips to india were a gas.

cobra forsky by theWestHamfan January 18, 2004

calamity james 

englands number one goalkeeper

"ol' keegan's gonna enjoy 'im"
"who?"
"calamity james, oo ja fink!"
"england, england's number one, england's, number one"
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

calamity james by theWestHamfan January 14, 2004

ball control 

1. In soccer, the ability to control the movement of the football using ones feet etc.
2. In sex, the ability to control the movement of the testicles thus preventing ejaculation.

1. George B**t had incredible ball control, he could run the length of the pitch dribbling.
2. George B**t had incredible ball control, he could keep it up for hours before ejaculating.

ball control by theWestHamfan January 13, 2004

flap crapper 

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

flap crapper by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

cuntstipated 

can get erection but unable to ejaculate

poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"

cuntstipated by theWestHamfan January 9, 2004

get his leg over 

he has sexual intercourse

trev couldn't get his leg over with debbie because she was riding the cotton pony

get his leg over by theWestHamfan January 7, 2004

seven year itch 

to have sexual cravings for sex with a different partner

colin was quite frank "look kev, I've been as faithful as any normal red-blooded male"
"seven year itch, rearing it's ugly head?" replied the Kev
"well, it's more like this seven year TWITCH" admitted colin as the cup and saucer jumped from his lap.

seven year itch by theWestHamfan January 7, 2004