Olsoning

To reach a level of intoxication in which gravity increases by a minimum of 50% and hallucinations develop in which one is surrounded by "bitch ass niggas." Speech is inhibited and condensed down to vulgar language, all of which is slurred to beyond comprehension.

"Yesterday I got so drunk I was just rolling around on the floor telling my roommate to fuck off."
"Dude, you were totally Olsoning."

by theLoneRanger March 13, 2015

Double Chin Smile

When you're smiling and thinking what the hell at the exact same time.

I double chin smiled when that old cougar asked me out.

by TheLoneRanger September 14, 2012

kill a puppy

take a piss, as in if you took a piss right now, the piss level on the floor would reach the height of a puppy's head, drowning it in piss

"Man, i gotta kill a puppy so bad!"

by theloneranger February 25, 2008