3 definitions by the.real.captain.obvious

Cook Sourced

When someone steals something of yours, then expects you to thank them for it.

"But honestly Monica, the web is considered "public domain" and you should be happy we just didn't "lift" your whole article and put someone else's name on it! It happens a lot, clearly more than you are aware of... If you took offence and are unhappy, I am sorry, but you as a professional should know that the article we used written by you was in very bad need of editing, and is much better now than was originally. Now it will work well for your portfolio. For that reason, I have a bit of a difficult time with your requests for monetary gain... We put some time into rewrites, you should compensate me! I never charge young writers for advice or rewriting poorly written pieces, and have many who write for me... ALWAYS for free!" -- letter to blogger Monica Gaudio over the theft of her article from the thief

Monica... ya dun been cook sourced.

by the.real.captain.obvious November 5, 2010

Noob Farming

Entering a server or gaming area as an expert, knowing that the server or gaming area is populated completely of noobs, then pwning them all just so you can get a high score.

(Created specifically for first person shooters where the player enters a server populated with other players and a specific mapset or something that makes it unique)

"Dude, i was playing in this noob only server last nite"

"Aren't you in the top ten worldwide?"

"Yeah, i was just doin' some noob farming"

by the.real.captain.obvious February 11, 2010

bitchering

If a group is both being bitches to each other while bickering, they can be considered to be bitchering.

The group won't stop bitchering. We have to come to a resolution here.

by the.real.captain.obvious July 18, 2020