the tweaker's definitions

genitalia

your dick and balls,or pussy

Ive got warts all over my ass and genitalia.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

slimjim

A long metal device for like seven bucks at auto zone that fits in between the door and window of an older car with mechanical locks that grabs the locking mechanism and pulls it up to unlock the door.

Taking a slim jim to a parking garage with no security at night to shop for radios and speakers.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

abe lincoln

That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

bwahaha

imitation of maniacal laughter used in the boo-yah tradition

Bwahaha,you got jacked for your pork rinds and your crack pipe in the same day,ever wonder if you may just be the bottom of the crackhead food chain?

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Parasites

Redneck word for binoculars.

That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

can you dig it

Do you understand?

Comprende?Ya get it?

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

gladiator

Game played in a campaign for respect by newbie gangsters in prison or on the street where a small group of newbies goes around finding non-members to fuck with and one of em goes up to them and starts beating the fuck out of the target and if the person fights back at all they all jump in and fuck em up and rob em.

Did you see all those little 15 year olds pullin a gladiator on that crackhead at the bus stop?Then some other cluck got his shoes when they left him twitchin on the curb knocked out.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004