the tweaker's definitions

can you dig it

Do you understand?

Comprende?Ya get it?

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

abe lincoln

That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Fromunda Cheese

See Smegma.

I brushed my smegma with your toothbrush that time you let me use the bathroom at your house.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Parasites

Redneck word for binoculars.

That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

turdsplittters

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.

My shorty always be rockin them turdsplitters.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Turd Looker

Someone (you know you are a liar if you say you dont) who is always sure to look down into the toilet before they flush their shit down.Probably because humans deep down inside expect the bowl to be completely full one day.

Were just four wild and crazy guys a' turd lookin'.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

going steady

Fucking on a regular basis.

We goin steady bitch,but im not going to go meet your daddy.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004