the tweaker's definitions

Fromunda Cheese

See Smegma.

I brushed my smegma with your toothbrush that time you let me use the bathroom at your house.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

turdsplittters

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.

My shorty always be rockin them turdsplitters.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

stem

A small glass tube with a plastic lower inside sold at gas stations bought solely for the purpose of making a crackpipe.The flower is thrown away and a wad of mesh,usually copper pot scrubber is stuffed in one end.

I just hang out at the dope hole with my stem and catch smokers on the way out and smoke for free because they dont have the balls to carry a pipe on them.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

precursors

Chemicals used to manufacture crystal meth or crank that you can be arrested for having together or in large quantities.

anhydrous ammonia,ephedrine,pseudoephedrin, ether, dry ice, lye,ammonium nitrate fertilizer,lithium batteries,drain cleaner, muriatic acid, sinus inhalers,red phosphorus, iodine

by the tweaker March 17, 2005

fuck face

a professional cocksucker not unlike a fish face.

That old faggot is a fuckface whose probably sucked every dick in fort lauderdale.knows what hes doing that one,could suck a watermelon through a crack stem.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

baggie

Any plastic "zip-loc" container used to seal up and seperate product for sale.Cleat "jewelry" bags or with trademarks or designs.

After all the weed was divided up into nickel sized baggies,and the coke into quarter gram baggies,Igor hit the corner to get his ends.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

genitalia

your dick and balls,or pussy

Ive got warts all over my ass and genitalia.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004