the tweaker's definitions

Parasites

Redneck word for binoculars.

That dea man was spying on my meth lab with parasites.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

hook-ups

Connections.Contacts.Also deals or arrangements involving drugs mostly.

I was such a crackhead i had to put my list of hookups on cd rom.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

abe lincoln

That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

precursors

Chemicals used to manufacture crystal meth or crank that you can be arrested for having together or in large quantities.

anhydrous ammonia,ephedrine,pseudoephedrin, ether, dry ice, lye,ammonium nitrate fertilizer,lithium batteries,drain cleaner, muriatic acid, sinus inhalers,red phosphorus, iodine

by the tweaker March 17, 2005

bwahaha

imitation of maniacal laughter used in the boo-yah tradition

Bwahaha,you got jacked for your pork rinds and your crack pipe in the same day,ever wonder if you may just be the bottom of the crackhead food chain?

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Turd Looker

Someone (you know you are a liar if you say you dont) who is always sure to look down into the toilet before they flush their shit down.Probably because humans deep down inside expect the bowl to be completely full one day.

Were just four wild and crazy guys a' turd lookin'.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

turdsplittters

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.

My shorty always be rockin them turdsplitters.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004