the pwn3r's definitions

halophile

n. an organism that can live in extremely salty enviornments
n. a person who can not stop playing Halo

"I ate this pretzel with so much salt and it didn't make me feel weird!"
"Dude, you're like a halophile!"

"I played Halo for the duration of summer vacation with no breaks!"
"Dude, you're a Halophile"

by the pwn3r December 20, 2005

ps2

The second sony play station game consle that has been out forever and the original playstation seems ancient to everyone under 20. they first made the huge one that had similar dimensions to microsoft's xbox though not as heavy. the newer one (the one i have) is really, really compact and looks better. ps2 has some great games such as GTA, Tekken, and A LOT of racing games. the only drawback, it takes forever to load, which is a turn-off for many gamers.

- Hey man! Wanna play the newest GTA I just got for ps2?
- I dunno, it takes a hell of a long time to load...
- BUT IT'S GTA!
- o right. sure. let's go!

by the pwn3r August 23, 2006

(x) incher

The length of one's defecation.

"Dude, i just shitted a (x) incher!"

by the pwn3r December 21, 2005

Marx Brothers

One of the greatest comic groups of all time. Movies of theirs include Horsefeathers and Animal Crackers. The four "brothers" are:

Groucho Marx - Very thick moustache and usually the lead in their movies.

Chico Marx - Noticable by his gangster-like accent. (not to be confused with "gangsta")

Harpo Marx - Never speaks in he movies (making him funnier).

Zeppo Marx - Usually the least funny and most serious Marx brother. Any jokes of his are very subtle or not as obvious as the jokes from the other 3.

Chick: Hey wanna go see a corny romance movie w/ me?

Dude: Sorry, but I'm stayin home tonight watchin' the Marx Brothers DVD's.

Chick: Who are they?

Dude: *pimp smacks her face*

by the pwn3r June 30, 2006

death

1. A horrible disease that's almost as bad a pregnancy. Symptoms include not living anymore, your body decaying, all of your money and possessions being given to relatives you may or may not know, and your body being put underground forever or being set on fire.

2. Like sleep, only more permanent.

3. Sleep's cousin.

1. Joe got hit by a bus and caught death.

2. Mom: O, Jimmy, grandma isn;t sleeping, she's dead!
Jimmy: Nooooooo!

3. Sleep: Hi, Death!
Death: Yo wusup?
Sleep: Want to come over? I have some Tim Burton movies u might like.
Death: SWEET! K I'll b ther in an hour.
Sleep: K.

by the pwn3r March 5, 2007

assage

Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

by the pwn3r December 28, 2005