the pwn3r's definitions

(x) incher

The length of one's defecation.

"Dude, i just shitted a (x) incher!"

by the pwn3r December 21, 2005

properazzi

Like a paparazzi, but only takes photos at appropriate times instead of sneaking up and taking pics when people least expect it.

Dan: This one guy went right up to Jessica Simpson and asked kindly to take a few pics.

Dave: Man, what a properazzi.

by the pwn3r May 11, 2007

frames

glasses. reffers to a new style of glasses someone got.

Mike: Yo, check out my new frames!
Ike: Glasses are for nerds. NERD!
Mike: STFU ur just jealous 'cause I look so sheckshay.
Ike: No, ur frames suck hog!

by the pwn3r April 22, 2006

loophole

A forgotten condition in a law, agreement, etc. that allows one to interpret and, in conclusion, get around another condition(s).

Dave: Man, I fucken HATE that bitch.

Joe: Calm down, you know we're not allowed to hit girls.

Dave: Who said anything about "hitting". There's no rule against brutally beating with a medival flail. *evil glint* Loopholes rule!

Joe: You sick fuck.

by the pwn3r August 8, 2006

death

1. A horrible disease that's almost as bad a pregnancy. Symptoms include not living anymore, your body decaying, all of your money and possessions being given to relatives you may or may not know, and your body being put underground forever or being set on fire.

2. Like sleep, only more permanent.

3. Sleep's cousin.

1. Joe got hit by a bus and caught death.

2. Mom: O, Jimmy, grandma isn;t sleeping, she's dead!
Jimmy: Nooooooo!

3. Sleep: Hi, Death!
Death: Yo wusup?
Sleep: Want to come over? I have some Tim Burton movies u might like.
Death: SWEET! K I'll b ther in an hour.
Sleep: K.

by the pwn3r March 5, 2007

assage

Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

by the pwn3r December 28, 2005