the prophet's definitions

bbhp

Bring Back Hairy Pussies.
A "grass roots" movement to bring back that oh so sexy 70's look.

Bring Back Hairy Pussies!

by the prophet April 19, 2005

anti-americanism

A major world religion that gained sudden popularity in mid-2002 in all countries apart from the USA, following the inspired actions of the largely misunderestimated President G W Bush, head of the 'Parents Against Scary Things' society. See also 'sanity'.

US Citizen - Why don't none you folks like us guys no more?

Anyone Else - We've realised that Christianity is a considerably less appealing religion than anti-americanism.

by The Prophet March 19, 2005

3m

The name given to kirtland, stands for mormons, murderers, and melon heads

Damn, I live in 3M.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.

Holy shit that was a melon head.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

coney island whitefish

a used condom floating in a river

I saw a rubber glove floating in the river and I thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish

by the prophet March 24, 2003

whale's eye

a chick's pussy

have you ever looked at a whale's eye in a book? it looks just like a girl's pussy

by the prophet March 24, 2003

buttclit

two rednecks who like to fuck each other after a night of cow tipping in north dakota

look at those two buttclit's go at it. hey, aren't they first cousins or something?

by the prophet March 24, 2003