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lil' pimp

A boy under the age of 16, who wears gold and platinum chains, tradiditonal, "gangsta" clothing, wears predominantly one color, such as red, blue, yellow. Has either been inducted into a gang at an early age or fancies himself to be in one.
I saw that kid in all red today on the stairs. What's he, like 13? Lil' pimp.
by the pope June 11, 2004
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vagina

The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."

It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.
Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagina again.
by The Pope April 5, 2005
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copperhead

A post-civil-war, Southern sympathiser, possibly a conspirator.
There were many copperheads in Congress, trying to bring about a de-facto form of slavery, following the Civil War.
by the pope June 11, 2004
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pollicode

Making use of unneccesary things to provide a solution. A very long iterative impractical programming coding style.
I've never seen a method in a class that has 1200+ lines of code. Geez! This is a pollicode!
by The Pope August 9, 2004
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pople

i wish i was more pople
by the pope March 25, 2003
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fedora

A mens' formal hat characterised by a snap brim and a tapered crown with three to five creases. Usually made of felt, but sometimes out of straw.
Joe looks sharp in his black fedora, but he's insistent that it makes him look gay.
by the pope June 8, 2004
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scotty

dude, you're so scotty
by the pope March 25, 2003
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