the pope's definitions

Salman Rushdie

Indian-born Author of the Satanic Verses. Currently on the run from a fatwah, or death decree, issued in 1989 by the Ayatollah Khomeini, after alegations that the book blasphemes against Islam. His cause is championed by the likes of Bono from U2.

Salman Rushdie gave an interview with Rolling Stone a couple of years ago. I don't know what happened to him since. I think we would've heard if the goons had caught up with him.

by the Pope July 22, 2004

lil' pimp

A boy under the age of 16, who wears gold and platinum chains, tradiditonal, "gangsta" clothing, wears predominantly one color, such as red, blue, yellow. Has either been inducted into a gang at an early age or fancies himself to be in one.

I saw that kid in all red today on the stairs. What's he, like 13? Lil' pimp.

by the pope June 11, 2004

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

fedora

A mens' formal hat characterised by a snap brim and a tapered crown with three to five creases. Usually made of felt, but sometimes out of straw.

Joe looks sharp in his black fedora, but he's insistent that it makes him look gay.

by the pope June 8, 2004

hibzity

to be off the HIBZITY is to be off the Hook at a rate 999 time better

DUDE, this is off the HIBZITY!

by The Pope June 14, 2003

scotty

the most sound a person can be

dude, you're so scotty

by the pope March 25, 2003

Loieu Narboau

A fiticious name used to get yourself out of trouble.

When having sex with a undesireable female and she asks your name,,,, It's Louie Narboau. If she asks if you are french an appriate answere would be,,, Why Yes I am. If one or more of your friends are watching from the closet this amplifies the fun.

by The pope August 29, 2003