the pope's definitions

toss the salad

To perform the act of eating out an asshole, usually in prison, with either jelly or syrup.

Interviewer: What do you do to the new guys, you know, the fresh meat.

Inmate: I make those bitches toss my salad.

by the Pope October 5, 2004

Bass assassin

One who drinks large quantities of Bass ale in a short period of time.

Jamie drank six bottles of Bass, and the night's barely begun, that dude's a Bass assassin!

by the pope June 8, 2004

ebbutt

ebuto, the burger man

weird as fuck.no, really,really weird

by the pope March 25, 2003

heist

1. n. The pre-meditated, organized robbery of a bank, shop, warehouse or other location

2. v. To steal any item, to take something which does not belong to you.

1. Pauly and Slim Jim planned the bank heist weeks in advance.

2. Someone heisted my car radio and all my c-d's last time I parked on that street.

by the pope June 8, 2004

bandy

thumb

thick as FUCK

by the pope March 25, 2003

fedora

A mens' formal hat characterised by a snap brim and a tapered crown with three to five creases. Usually made of felt, but sometimes out of straw.

Joe looks sharp in his black fedora, but he's insistent that it makes him look gay.

by the pope June 8, 2004

scotty

the most sound a person can be

dude, you're so scotty

by the pope March 25, 2003