the pope's definitions

blanc

Haitian term for a white person. Usually used to describe colonial oppressors of the past, such as the French. Blanc is French for the color white. Two variations are "petit-blanc," which is a benign white person who means no harm, and "blanc-blanc," which means a colonialist, a slave-driver or other oppressor.

George Bush's actions in Haiti pretty clearly classify him as a "blanc-blanc."

by the pope June 8, 2004

shine it

Argumentation terminology: a negative response; to tell someone to 'forget it' or that you will not do it; to suggest that instead of acting on another's request, one suggests the requester should go briskly rub the uppermost portion of his maleness, preferably somewhere else.

"Hey, why don't you buy this really expensive software from me?"

"Go shine it."

by the Pope February 24, 2005

ebbutt

ebuto, the burger man

weird as fuck.no, really,really weird

by the pope March 25, 2003

F.O.B.

Used in Urban schools for Asian gang members. F.O.B.=fresh off the boat

Stop being such a dirty F.O.B.

by THE POPE November 27, 2006

pollicode

Making use of unneccesary things to provide a solution. A very long iterative impractical programming coding style.

I've never seen a method in a class that has 1200+ lines of code. Geez! This is a pollicode!

by The Pope August 9, 2004

yellow eleven

childcare - the term used to describe a child's running nose, usually, an infected one (hence the "yellow"), that displays one downward drip from each nostril, (hence the "eleven"). Usually, the eleven starts somewhere deep in the nasal cavity, drips constantly, over the upper lip and disaapears into the child's mouth, destined to repeat the cycle.

"Honey, can you get a wipee and snag that yellow eleven on Danielle before she drinks it?"

"Nope, it's your turn. I just did one during breakfast"

by the Pope March 21, 2005

jacked

Intoxicated, under the influence of drugs or alchohol.

I was at a party at Jimmy's house, and I was wicked jacked.

by the pope June 11, 2004