Salman Rushdie

Indian-born Author of the Satanic Verses. Currently on the run from a fatwah, or death decree, issued in 1989 by the Ayatollah Khomeini, after alegations that the book blasphemes against Islam. His cause is championed by the likes of Bono from U2.

Salman Rushdie gave an interview with Rolling Stone a couple of years ago. I don't know what happened to him since. I think we would've heard if the goons had caught up with him.

by the Pope July 22, 2004

Mass-hole

Offensive slang for someone who comes from Massatcheusetts.

Slow down man, you're driving like a mass-hole!

by the pope June 07, 2004

bandy

thumb

thick as FUCK

by the pope March 25, 2003

g

a gram of stuff

i just smoked a whole g in one fattie

by the pope April 10, 2003

jacked

Intoxicated, under the influence of drugs or alchohol.

I was at a party at Jimmy's house, and I was wicked jacked.

by the pope June 11, 2004

shine it

Argumentation terminology: a negative response; to tell someone to 'forget it' or that you will not do it; to suggest that instead of acting on another's request, one suggests the requester should go briskly rub the uppermost portion of his maleness, preferably somewhere else.

"Hey, why don't you buy this really expensive software from me?"

"Go shine it."

by the Pope February 24, 2005

Nostradumbass

A person who has amazing, Nostradamus-like powers of stupidity. One with the ability to foretell the obvious future.

Nostradumbass: "Dude, I think we might be about to get hit with a piano."

Simplicio: "No shit, Nostradumbass, RUN!!!"

by the pope June 09, 2004