the man's definitions

swamp donkey

the product of two ugly ass people having a child

damn jeremy and heathers baby looks like a swamp donkey.

by the man June 19, 2005

cheese penis

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

by the man March 14, 2004

Hunyock

A idiotic or foolish person.

"Get out of the way HUNYOCK"

by The Man October 20, 2004

alakawaka

when you jack off so hard your penis goes numb.

i alakawakaed so hard i thought my dick fell off.

by the man May 13, 2005

fugnuts

like fucknuts (something you can say when you're pissed off.) But fugnuts can be said in public places.

Awe fugnuts..........

by the man March 11, 2003

mcdonalds

the establishment whose toilets i shoot up in once in a blue moon

i shoot up in the maccas toilets about once a fortnight because their toilets have needle dispensers and i wanna keep the environment clean so little kids dont find my syringe cos im a caring motherfucker

by the man August 22, 2003

No Shit

you are kidding!

No shit that is your women

by The man December 15, 1999