the man's definitions

Aesop rock

an incredible rapper

any track off of any of his albums

by the Man October 26, 2003

Koji

Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.

v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied."

n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."

a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."

by The Man April 5, 2005

Rye Football

One of the Best Football Programs in NEW YORK STATE. They don't lose very often, a matter a fact the RYE Garnets are 49-5 in the last 5 years so that just tells you how good they are. They won the State Championship in 2005 and are looking for another one in 2006. They have been to the state Championship 3 years in a row. They are Disciplined, well coached, strong , athletic, very talented and fast.

Rye football is like The new york Yankees of High school football. Rye is very good

by THe man June 19, 2006

batedfurball

a catlady who likes to "do it" in elevators

Godamnit Batedfurball, your cats are killing me. or. Godamnit Batedfurball, stop doing it in elevators

by the man April 3, 2004

DAOCer

Nerd; Geek; One who wastes time playing a shit computer game; One who is compelled to sit on DAOC forums and create 30+ line signatures full of shit that the average human can't understand... nor would they wish to;

See Also wordDAOC/DAOC

F***in' DAOCer's

Sssshhhh I'm huntin' DAOCer's

by The Man June 17, 2003

the pounce

The pounce happens when you see a stripper on stage and her thong slips as shes bending over to do a sexy little move. You already have a boner, so you whip it out and run on stage and stick it in her while she's unexpected. She yells at you and her bouncer kicks you out of the club. But just remember, you had it in their for a while, and you know she liked it.

Dude, some guy used the pounce and ended up in jail on criminal charges.

by The Man August 30, 2008

cheese penis

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

by the man March 14, 2004