the man's definitions

puke

to vomit

I think i going to Puke Bitch

by The man December 15, 1999

blunt wednesday

The act of smoking blunts all day on every wednesday of the week. When one participates in blunt wednesday, they smoke literally all day. Waking and baking, then smoking all day whenever he/she deems necessary. Smoking before one goes to bed is a must. BUt what makes blunt wednesday unique is that you must stay high ALL DAY. No sobriety can be felt.

Yo, it's blunt wednesday!

by the man May 13, 2005

Spoob

Unknown. Linguist believe that it may have originated from ancient Mayan and mean to moon the Yoni. Others feel that it was a nonsense word sued by the ancient Egyptians.

Damn he really spoobed on that play. Two marks!

by The Man February 26, 2004

couch potato

the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...

he's a lil couch potato.

by the man June 30, 2003

batedfurball

a catlady who likes to "do it" in elevators

Godamnit Batedfurball, your cats are killing me. or. Godamnit Batedfurball, stop doing it in elevators

by the man April 3, 2004

dork

a kid that sits in tub and farts and then tries to bite the bubbles

you see that kid is a real dork

by the man December 7, 2004

bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt.

A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.

I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.

by The Man February 1, 2005