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bam margera

there is only one definition for bam margera, and that is, a bleeding douche-bag, flaming butt-pirate, cum guzzling dick muffin.....yes, dick muffin. he is the single biggest sell-out in skatboarding history. he is a gaint leech that sucks the talent off other famous people's balls..... why the F*** is he famous!?
bam margera dose'nt do shit on jack-ass, and any other show he's been on is completely scripted...douche.
by the gentlemen thief November 10, 2009
mugGet the bam margeramug.

aibou

literally meaning "partner" in Japanese, it is has now more commonly meant gay or homosexual.
by the gentlemen thief January 6, 2010
mugGet the aiboumug.

scene kids

The definition of a scene kid ranges from a badly viewed individual to a narcissistic cunt. My definition is unbiased and only states the facts i believe to be true. A person in their teens who's distorted view on society has them crushed into a style that was once known as the alternative, but has now become bland and unoriginal. they are non-conforming conformists. Seemingly unable to invent anything for themselves, stealing the ideas and traits of the true originals in society, claiming them as their own, and changing the ideas so that it no-longer holds it's first intention. it is a known fact that if you should confront a scene kid to him/her, he/she will take one of two actions, he/she will either deny being a scene kid or point out the hypocrisy in what you say to them. In this sense, some one does not need to look or think any certain way to be considered scene. As long as the commit these actions, they can be described as scene. I am self-aware enough to, not only admit the hypocrisy, but to also understand it. I know that I'm not the pinnacle of original thinking, and I'd be stupid to think so, but these people don't seem to have to capacity to invent and create. they constantly use up their time, money, and energy to look like each other instead of breaking themselves out of the mold they've made. In a strange twist of fate, they have become what they originally rebelled against! The Alternative of the Alternative, ironic isn't?
Hottopic is a store who's main consumers are scene kids.
by the gentlemen thief May 20, 2010
mugGet the scene kidsmug.

thats how we roll

a catchphrase for over-excited steroid junkies who are willing to do anything to proves there awesomeness. those who use this term settlt only for perfection because "they deserve it", and they keep implying that they do not have funny balls.
Brucie: Bling, check. Bodies, check. paper, check. flashing the guns, scooping the chicks, burning the rubber, pumping the sounds. V.I.P style, thats how we roll!
by the gentlemen thief November 11, 2009
mugGet the thats how we rollmug.

brokerite

brokerite is another name for a hipster or an indie kid. this term was invented after the release of the crime videogame Grand Theft Auto IV. the indie radio station, known as Radio Broker, describes hipsters (or those to hipster to call themselves hipster) or brokerites.
Bob: tom, your such a brokerite man

Tom: im to cool to be broker
by the gentlemen thief November 11, 2009
mugGet the brokeritemug.

ryan sheckler

a whiney little bitch-boy. that whines about his about his dumbass fuckin' problems that noone gives a shit about because he is a " whiney white trash who shits purple twinkies and sucks a dick like there is no tommorow
ryan sheckler needs to save everyone from countless hours of torture and shut the hell up!
by the gentlemen thief November 10, 2009
mugGet the ryan shecklermug.

sunshine people

those who are known to have no misfortune. they are also known to always be happy and filled with "sunshine"
sunshine person: i love everyone!
emo guy: f***ing sunshine people!!!!
by the gentlemen thief January 1, 2010
mugGet the sunshine peoplemug.

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