the gentlemen thief's definitions

twlight

a book series, created by stephanie meyer, that describes a story of romance between a human and a sparkling FAIRY that keeps calling itself a vampire. to make true that past statement, the real description for a vampire is "an impure monster that feeds on the blood of the living to both, love forever and to hide its true monstrous form".....
twlight, has invaded the hearts and minds of salivating teenage girls by describing a some guy as a vampire.

the book also describes a werewolf character that breaks the codes of werewolfism. this "jacob" ,for some strange reason, has the ability to change into a wolf whenever he wants to and can control his actions in wolf form. i make the point that werewolves are FORCED to turn every full moon and slaughter everyone near by. so, jacob would kill bella.

there are plenty of other books to read that have pain, love, and writing genius. don't hang on to the mainstream book series. it has done away with past storytelling work, shaming authors like Bram Stoker and Ann Rice. if you wont romance, go to someone else, besides the monsters.

if you want real vampires and werewolves, watch the Wolfman remake and interview with the vampire. Twlight is a disgrace to the horror background.

by the gentlemen thief January 1, 2010

sunshine people

those who are known to have no misfortune. they are also known to always be happy and filled with "sunshine"

sunshine person: i love everyone!
emo guy: f***ing sunshine people!!!!

by the gentlemen thief January 1, 2010

aibou

literally meaning "partner" in Japanese, it is has now more commonly meant gay or homosexual.

i'm going to the aibou pride parade!!

by the gentlemen thief January 6, 2010

bam margera

there is only one definition for bam margera, and that is, a bleeding douche-bag, flaming butt-pirate, cum guzzling dick muffin.....yes, dick muffin. he is the single biggest sell-out in skatboarding history. he is a gaint leech that sucks the talent off other famous people's balls..... why the F*** is he famous!?

bam margera dose'nt do shit on jack-ass, and any other show he's been on is completely scripted...douche.

by the gentlemen thief November 10, 2009

ryan sheckler

a whiney little bitch-boy. that whines about his about his dumbass fuckin' problems that noone gives a shit about because he is a " whiney white trash who shits purple twinkies and sucks a dick like there is no tommorow

ryan sheckler needs to save everyone from countless hours of torture and shut the hell up!

by the gentlemen thief November 10, 2009

brokerite

brokerite is another name for a hipster or an indie kid. this term was invented after the release of the crime videogame Grand Theft Auto IV. the indie radio station, known as Radio Broker, describes hipsters (or those to hipster to call themselves hipster) or brokerites.

Bob: tom, your such a brokerite man

Tom: im to cool to be broker

by the gentlemen thief November 11, 2009

big daddy

as described from the video game bioshock, a citizen of the underwater city of rapture that has changed his genetic DNA codes so many times with the addictive genetic material ADAM, that his or her body has become biologically unstable. In order to save these mutants they have been permanitly sealed inside of nearly invincible bio-hazard suits. with there minds destroyed from excessive plasmid use, they are given thier final job to protect the little sisters, who harvest ADAM from the blood of the dead. in exchange for protection the little sisters fuel the big daddy's addiction with gifts of ADAM. they protect the little sisters with thier lives and will do so until someone suceeds in killing "it"

the big daddy protects the little sister, she gives him ADAM, he keeps her safe.

by the gentlemen thief November 11, 2009