the bg's definitions

cockplume

An ornamental feather afixed to the top of the shaft of the male genitalia.

The lottery winner can carelessy parade around the office wearing nothing but a cockplume.

by the BG April 7, 2005

suburban

The token soccer mom SUV. Usually has 4-5 bumper stickers on the tailgate bragging about how her little shit plays little-league soccer and/or is an honor student at the local middle school.

I laugh everytime I see a suburban in my neighborhood because they're so predictable. Always being driven by an overweight 35-40 year old woman.

by the bg August 21, 2004

waffling

Waffling or, to be waffly, is to lose yourself in talking rubbish. To speak about nothing but mention everything.

God damnit Farfegnugen, stop waffling!

by the bg August 20, 2004

nu-metal

A catch-all term used by morons to describe new rapcore/metal bands. Such categorization is unnessesary, limiting, and useless. A general rule of thumb: anyone who throws around the term "nu-metal" has almost NFI what they're saying.

Some dumbasses will even go so far as to call bands like Metallica -- pioneers of the 80's metal scene -- nu-metal.

by the bg August 17, 2004

thailand

Place to get a mail order bride.

I couldn't get laid in the 'States so I ordered my wife from Thailand.

by the bg August 21, 2004

born to raise hell

We know how to do it and we do it real well.

Born to raise hell, born to raise hell
Play that guitar just like ringing a bell

by the bg August 14, 2004

B.C. Rich

Guitars that look badass but play like crap. I've tried at least a dozen out at local guitar stores and they all suck.

I'm going to buy a B.C. Rich that looks like a Flying-V because I can't afford the Gibson model.

by the bg August 21, 2004