the bg's definitions

suburban

The token soccer mom SUV. Usually has 4-5 bumper stickers on the tailgate bragging about how her little shit plays little-league soccer and/or is an honor student at the local middle school.

I laugh everytime I see a suburban in my neighborhood because they're so predictable. Always being driven by an overweight 35-40 year old woman.

by the bg August 21, 2004

born to raise hell

We know how to do it and we do it real well.

Born to raise hell, born to raise hell
Play that guitar just like ringing a bell

by the bg August 14, 2004

american psycho

Inside a Wall Street mind a psycho lurks
Lines of cocaine cut in Hell
Obsessive hands gently grab your neck
Compulsively you'll die... I hate people

The sweet asphyxiation and dismemberment
Sex puts me in the mood to make you die

by the bg August 28, 2004

Now I wanna be your dog

Famous Iggy Pop song.

Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands

by the bg August 19, 2004

cockplume

An ornamental feather afixed to the top of the shaft of the male genitalia.

The lottery winner can carelessy parade around the office wearing nothing but a cockplume.

by the BG April 7, 2005

waffling

Waffling or, to be waffly, is to lose yourself in talking rubbish. To speak about nothing but mention everything.

God damnit Farfegnugen, stop waffling!

by the bg August 20, 2004

nu-metal

A catch-all term used by morons to describe new rapcore/metal bands. Such categorization is unnessesary, limiting, and useless. A general rule of thumb: anyone who throws around the term "nu-metal" has almost NFI what they're saying.

Some dumbasses will even go so far as to call bands like Metallica -- pioneers of the 80's metal scene -- nu-metal.

by the bg August 17, 2004