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sedan redneck

Noun.

1. A redneck who is not even redneck enough to drive a pickup truck. Instead he or she drives a low-end American-made sedan, usually a Dodge Neon, Chevy Malibu or other equivalent type.

2. A lower class among hicks. Not a true redneck enough to hold a manual-labor job, so does not drive a pickup truck like normal rednecks.
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There was a traffic jam of sedan rednecks outside of Wal-Mart today during the lunch break.
by thaks June 11, 2006
mugGet the sedan redneckmug.

bumfuckery

Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"
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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.
by thaks May 26, 2006
mugGet the bumfuckerymug.

berlin wall

When a German woman categorically resists all sexual advances made toward her.
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I tried to get into Helga's lederhosen at the beer garden, but all I got was the Berlin Wall.
by thaks May 28, 2006
mugGet the berlin wallmug.

dunk

Noun.

1. Short form of podunk.
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1. Billy Bob lives way out in the dunk.
by thaks April 26, 2006
mugGet the dunkmug.

fool

Is regularly pitied by certain African-American actors with single-letter names.
by thaks April 25, 2006
mugGet the foolmug.

open up shop

Verb.

1. To commence an undertaking.

2. To beat the crap out of someone.

3. To fuck wildly.

4. To turn the tables during an Ultimate Frisbee game.
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1. We should really open up shop on Project Apollo.

2. If he keeps pissing me off, I'm gonna open up shop on that asshole.

3. Dude, she's hot. I'd definitely open up shop on her.

4. We were losing pretty badly until we gave up the zone defense and opened up shop on them.
by thaks April 26, 2006
mugGet the open up shopmug.

frigate

Noun.

1. A relatively small, lightly armed warship normally tasked with ASW (anti-submarine warfare) and POS (protection of shipping, i.e. convoy escort). Frigates are less expensive than destroyers, and are therefore much more common among smaller navies. Frigate hulls are generally large enough to accomodate a full weapons suite, but frigates in large navies such as that of the United States are more lightly armed than the maximum weight available. Modern frigates typically carry at least one helicopter for ASW and SAR (search and rescue).

NATO standard designations are: FF (gun frigate), FFG (guided missile frigate), FFGN (nuclear-powered guided missile frigate, no longer used), and DE (destroyer escort, no longer used).
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1. Two british frigates, the HMS Ardent and HMS Antelope, were sunk by Argentina during the Falklands War of 1982.
by thaks April 26, 2006
mugGet the frigatemug.

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