thaks's definitions

bubble

1. A Toyota Previa.
2. A minivan manufactured by the Japanese carmaker Toyota.
Short form: Bub

Mom, I totaled the bubble.

by thaks April 25, 2006

berlin wall

When a German woman categorically resists all sexual advances made toward her.

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I tried to get into Helga's lederhosen at the beer garden, but all I got was the Berlin Wall.

by thaks May 28, 2006

fool

Is regularly pitied by certain African-American actors with single-letter names.

I (insert letter here) pity the fool...

by thaks April 25, 2006

alunk

Adjective.

1. To get drunk alone. Contraction of "alone" and "drunk." Fairly straightforward.

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1. I was depressed after breaking up with my girlfriend, so I got alunk.

by thaks May 27, 2006

tag

Verb.

1. To shoot another person with a firearm.

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1. The Iraqis tried to cross the street under fire, and a couple of them got tagged.

by thaks April 26, 2006

gaytag

Any appliance from the manufacturer Maytag produced in a gay (purple or pink) color, or otherwise deemed by a certified expert to be "gay."

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Dude, you've got a fuckin' Gaytag washing machine.

by thaks May 22, 2006

nuclear war

1. The culmination of all human achievement. Inevitable. This is how we are going to go, folks. It's just a matter of time...

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1. Nuclear war is the orgasm of human existence.

by thaks June 1, 2006