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myspace

biggest,most useless and annoying waste of space and time EVER!!

the worst thing to happen to the internet since Napster...a site where losers post pics taken in their bathrooms and share their personal information with the entire world and where people constantly whore their asses off online just to 'get a comment'

who gives a fuck if you have 21,000 friends on myspace, if you end up broke and homeless...ZERO of those 'friends' will show up and aid you
chicks at school: OMGzZ!!1 i am soooooo mad at chad because he didnt read my comment on Myspace!!

me: shut the fuck up with that myspace shit already! you artifical,materialistic cock master whores

chicks at school: ur just mad because you dont have friends on myspace LOLZ

me: yeah?? well at least i have 2 REAL FRIENDS who are there for me whenever i need them....
by tha truth teller August 7, 2006
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marcus fenix

main character of what is like.....the best video game ever made, gears of war

he has a tough attitude and has good leadership qualities. he also has some sick sideburns.

his partners are Baird,Cole and Dom
marcus fenix laughs at kratos from god of war
by tha truth teller April 3, 2007
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Daddy Yankee

a queer who cant speak english,wears tight fitting caps and garbles out words over a repetitive and annoying beat, made a song with snoop dogg and made a song about gasoline because of his apparant lack of creativity.

un-documented refugees from cuba and PR see him as if he were God
you: did you hear daddy yankees new song?

me: yes i did, i enjoyed trying to decypher what the hell hes trying to say
by tha truth teller July 15, 2006
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tom cruise

1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.

but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet

2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III
Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!

Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet
by tha truth teller October 4, 2006
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el pollo loco

a restaurant that operates in the Los Angeles/So Cal area and sells latin food, like some delicious grilled chicken.

those who have tried food from el pollo can agree with me and say that its way better than the steroided fried junk from KFC and Popeyes
i was hungry and had 4 bucks, so i went to el pollo loco
by tha truth teller August 18, 2006
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cush

the best kind of hydro avaliable, you can feel the 'pleaseant' effects for hours on end
rollin up the Cush, put it in tha eah, throw up tha DUB let em know we in hea!!
by tha truth teller July 14, 2006
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tupac

if all humans were as: gentle, touching, gripping, motivating,socially aware and outspoken as Tupac......we would be living in absolute BLISS

"a creative heart obsessed with satisfying this DORMENT and UNCARING society"
Tupac was an excellent poerty writer and its evident in such poetry as "starry night" and "God" he is without a doubt the best artists EVER and was a genuine kind-hearted person
by tha truth teller June 1, 2006
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