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tom cruise

1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.

but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet

2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III
Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!

Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet
by tha truth teller October 4, 2006
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mims

a one hit wonder pop rapper whose music appeals to middle schoolers. DIS IS WHY IM HOTT!

hes contributed nothing to hip-hop and he proves that strotypical rappers still exist..so hes worthless
look, he has the mims "why im hot" ringtone and he thinks hes "cool"
by tha truth teller April 3, 2007
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juliya

that ULTRA HOT metal-head chick who does interviews with metal bands and sees live performances on URANIUMwhich is aired on FUSETV
you: look, uranium is on TV now!!!

me: yea, i would fuck that host chick Juliya for 6 hours straight
by tha truth teller August 7, 2006
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Los Angeles Clippers

NBA team that is quickly rising,they have a deadly backcourt in Sam Cassell,Cuttino Mobley and dominate the paint with Elton Brand and the hairiest center in the league,Chris Kaman

currently 5th in the western conference,keep on believin,Clipp fans!
the los angeles clippers were taken as a joke by everyone in the past,but everyone is scared shitless of them now
by tha truth teller April 16, 2006
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ice cube

" i used to be lyrical, political...but now you want it sugar coated like cereal " - ice cube
by tha truth teller July 23, 2006
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fall out boy

a horrible disease that millions of teenage americans suffer from.

the FOB virus is airborne, one is contaminated with this virus as soon as they hear any pop fall out boy song.

symptoms include include a significant change in sexuality and wardrobe such as : guys wearing mascara and eyeliner while wearing flourescent colored "Youth Small" sized DC shoes shirts, ripped up pants and having a weird haircut with bangs that cover half your face.
we must stop the Fall out boy virus with DEATH METAL, the antidote.
by tha truth teller April 3, 2007
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Kobe

by the way.he dropped 81 pts,thats history and something that Wade,Queen James,Iverson,or no other overrated player in the NBA can do.....

bow down to the mighty #8......bitches
im not sayin that hes the best player ever,but at least recognize Kobe,and show the man some respect
by tha truth teller April 17, 2006
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