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myspace

biggest,most useless and annoying waste of space and time EVER!!

the worst thing to happen to the internet since Napster...a site where losers post pics taken in their bathrooms and share their personal information with the entire world and where people constantly whore their asses off online just to 'get a comment'

who gives a fuck if you have 21,000 friends on myspace, if you end up broke and homeless...ZERO of those 'friends' will show up and aid you
chicks at school: OMGzZ!!1 i am soooooo mad at chad because he didnt read my comment on Myspace!!

me: shut the fuck up with that myspace shit already! you artifical,materialistic cock master whores

chicks at school: ur just mad because you dont have friends on myspace LOLZ

me: yeah?? well at least i have 2 REAL FRIENDS who are there for me whenever i need them....
by tha truth teller August 7, 2006
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EB

EB is short for EB Games, which is like a pawn shop for video games where you can trade in and buy new/used video games

it is also the only place where their employees are able to get away with Robbery by giving you almost nothing for what you trade in
i went to EB and traded in my XBOX, PSP, and 3 games and got $20 in store credit!!!
by tha truth teller August 13, 2006
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tom cruise

1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.

but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet

2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III
Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!

Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet
by tha truth teller October 4, 2006
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mims

a one hit wonder pop rapper whose music appeals to middle schoolers. DIS IS WHY IM HOTT!

hes contributed nothing to hip-hop and he proves that strotypical rappers still exist..so hes worthless
look, he has the mims "why im hot" ringtone and he thinks hes "cool"
by tha truth teller April 3, 2007
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Kobe Style

kobe style dosent refer to the way you have anal sex as the other definitions suggest, but rather when you dribble the ball,fake step to the left and cut right through your defender and finish it all off with a reverse windmill when coming off the base-line...

in a kobe-esque kind of way
you just got shook up and dunked on, KOBE STYLE!
by tha truth teller July 21, 2006
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ice cube

" i used to be lyrical, political...but now you want it sugar coated like cereal " - ice cube
by tha truth teller July 23, 2006
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Los Angeles Clippers

NBA team that is quickly rising,they have a deadly backcourt in Sam Cassell,Cuttino Mobley and dominate the paint with Elton Brand and the hairiest center in the league,Chris Kaman

currently 5th in the western conference,keep on believin,Clipp fans!
the los angeles clippers were taken as a joke by everyone in the past,but everyone is scared shitless of them now
by tha truth teller April 16, 2006
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