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raiders

Professional football team in Oakland,California owned by Al Davis. the team has been humiliated and hasnt won more than 5 games for the past 3 seasons due to really bad coaching and lack of team discipline. but things will turn around since Oakland has signed former coach Art Shell,who is making his second appearance in oakland and is a coach who bases his gameplan on heavy discipline and zero bullshit. players have noticed a change in the right direction since day 1 of mini-camp

the Oakland Raiders are heavily hated by alot of people, but its in human nature to hate and envy the best. the Raiders are known to have the rowdiest and most loyal fans in all of sports...the "Raider Nation" who come to all home games and will travel across the country for away games,they are known for their outrageous costumes and wild pre-game tailgates

The Oakland Raiders will start the 2006 season off by beefing up a defense that showed some positive strides in 2005 by adding Rookie FS from Texas Michael Huff and USC SS Darnell Bing. the have also added cornerbacks Tyrone Poole and Duane Starks. they also added LB Robert Thomas

The Raiders will be explosive on offense after getting rid of kerry "concrete shoes" collins and bringing in Aaron Brooks from the Saints,as well as having the best wide reciever in the NFL,Randy Moss. on offense they also have Lamont Jordan,Jerry Porter,Ronald Curry,Doug Gabriel. they have also gotten a new offensive coordinator

the Raiders have played horribly under Coach Turner, but Art Shell will bring back the MYSTIQUE and NASTINESS and really show this team the meaning 'committed to excellence'..and bring back the glory days of winning
look out for the Raiders in 2006
by tha truth teller May 26, 2006
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razr

the newest phone from Motorola,avaliable in Black,Pink and Silver,phone looks tight and its very thin,but its buttons have to be pressed way too hard,other than that,its a bomb azz phone
i got me my new black RAZR.....along with 6 million other people in the US
by tha truth teller April 16, 2006
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Jason Richardson

SG #23 for the Golden State Warriors AKA J-Rich,2 time consecutive NBA dunk contest champion

can score with ease and throws down some sick dunks,most underrated SG in the NBA
Jason Richardson is the best dunker in the NBA,edges out vince carter
by tha truth teller April 16, 2006
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tom cruise

1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.

but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet

2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III
Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!

Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet
by tha truth teller October 4, 2006
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el pollo loco

a restaurant that operates in the Los Angeles/So Cal area and sells latin food, like some delicious grilled chicken.

those who have tried food from el pollo can agree with me and say that its way better than the steroided fried junk from KFC and Popeyes
i was hungry and had 4 bucks, so i went to el pollo loco
by tha truth teller August 18, 2006
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rank

to make fun of anyones hair, teeth, shirt, tapeline, haircut, shoes, pants ETC...
at the lunchtables, they began to rank on me
by tha truth teller June 1, 2006
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mother's day

a day in May when you MUST give a gift to YOUR mother and EVERY mother in your family......if not theyll treat you like shit and call you selfish,no matter how much you REALLY love them.......

a day when people show how materialistic they really are,a day when people get mad at you over a damned gift
i got paid $300 dollars at work and couldve bought a jersey and some shoes....but i ended up buying socks,earrings,cologne and a whole mess of other shit that my people wont use anyways......darned mother's day

if you dont they will be mad at you....regardless of how much you love and think about them
by tha truth teller May 18, 2006
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