tha truth teller's definitions

sidekick

1.an over-priced electrical device that is used by wannabe "ballerz" and people who are too afraid to speak.

2.the death of speech

1.ayo son, i gots me da neu sidekick 3 yo, im iz da biggest balla ever fam...

2. our forefathers fought so YOU can have the freedom of speech so you can TALK and express how you feel....not to send a fucking text message on your sidekick to AMY telling her how hott chad is.....

by tha truth teller August 7, 2006

myspace

biggest,most useless and annoying waste of space and time EVER!!

the worst thing to happen to the internet since Napster...a site where losers post pics taken in their bathrooms and share their personal information with the entire world and where people constantly whore their asses off online just to 'get a comment'

who gives a fuck if you have 21,000 friends on myspace, if you end up broke and homeless...ZERO of those 'friends' will show up and aid you

chicks at school: OMGzZ!!1 i am soooooo mad at chad because he didnt read my comment on Myspace!!

me: shut the fuck up with that myspace shit already! you artifical,materialistic cock master whores

chicks at school: ur just mad because you dont have friends on myspace LOLZ

me: yeah?? well at least i have 2 REAL FRIENDS who are there for me whenever i need them....

by tha truth teller August 7, 2006

Nelly

1. a tight polo shirt wearing POP ARTIST/homo from St.Louis who thinks wearing nasal strips on his cheek is "cool"

2. got owned by KRS-ONE

"You tired of me saying what's real Hip-Hop / Well I'm tired of you biting my cockand "Sales don't make you the authority / It means you sold out to the white majority / What you know about seniority / You ain't major/Your whole album appeals to little second graders."

Nelly is nowhere to be found after KRS ripped the SHIT of him

by tha truth teller February 18, 2007

mother's day

a day in May when you MUST give a gift to YOUR mother and EVERY mother in your family......if not theyll treat you like shit and call you selfish,no matter how much you REALLY love them.......

a day when people show how materialistic they really are,a day when people get mad at you over a damned gift

i got paid $300 dollars at work and couldve bought a jersey and some shoes....but i ended up buying socks,earrings,cologne and a whole mess of other shit that my people wont use anyways......darned mother's day

if you dont they will be mad at you....regardless of how much you love and think about them

by tha truth teller May 18, 2006

PS3

a new console from sony,fanboys say that its twice as poweful as the 360 but the fact is that it only has 50 more MHZ in the processor....

the pricing for the PS3 has been announced (its official)

$499- PS3 with 40 GB HDD

$599- PS3 with 60 GB HDD

$699- PS3 Bundle with 2 games and 60 GB HDD

i worked for 6 weeks and had 300 dollas saved for the PS3....Sony ruined my dreams

by tha truth teller May 18, 2006

shaq

an NBA player who came from LSU and is now playing for the Miami Heat. known for being the biggest, most overpaid and most cock-eyed dood in the world. also has a crappy line of shoes

Interviewer: how do you feel about the upcoming NBA season?

Shaq: i uhhhhhhhh......ummmmmmmm........

uhhhhhhhhhhh.......uummmmmmmmmmmmmm (mumbles)

by tha truth teller October 4, 2006

rank

to make fun of anyones hair, teeth, shirt, tapeline, haircut, shoes, pants ETC...

at the lunchtables, they began to rank on me

by tha truth teller June 1, 2006