tex's definitions

Elaine Zhu

A person that's a turd and she likes to beat people up

Hey it's Elaine Zhu!

by Tex March 26, 2005

Heejay

A severe form of retardation that affects all processes.

Amy Ludlum suffers from heejay...really bad.

by Tex October 4, 2004

awsomer

to be so much more awsome that only one word can discribe, awsomer

i am much more awsomer than you

by Tex February 24, 2005

stang

to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

fuck Hit smash cut Pipe beat the breaks off

What it do Lilmama? Im try'n ta stang some'n.

by TEX January 19, 2005

Off The Road

Far More Intense Than "Off The Hook" Or "Off The Chain"

Person 1..You see that hottie at the bar?
Person 2..yeah, shes bangin
Person 3..man, shes "Off The Road"

by TeX October 29, 2003

brown out

When the stupid power company lacks the power grid capacity, and causes all my lights to flicker and resets my clocks and computers.

If I get another brown out, I'm going to firebomb the electric company.

by tex May 24, 2004

gong show

the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these

spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.

by tex July 24, 2004