tex's definitions
the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these
spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.
by tex July 24, 2004
Get the gong showmug. Heavy metal band that plays music about Death, Hell and Drugs. Also a form of rocket fuel used by drag racers in the 60's to add more punch to there nitro.
if you wan't music that you can listen to that will still scare the shit out of the religeous right then you want HYDROZEEN.
by tex February 6, 2004
Get the HYDROZEENmug. by Tex February 22, 2005
Get the ginar facemug. a gynocological device; or a diss
a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.
a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.
by Tex February 22, 2005
Get the pap shmearmug. by Tex March 26, 2005
Get the Elaine Zhumug. by Tex October 4, 2004
Get the Heejaymug. by Tex February 24, 2005
Get the awsomermug.