tex's definitions

gong show

the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these

spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.

by tex July 24, 2004

Heejay

A severe form of retardation that affects all processes.

Amy Ludlum suffers from heejay...really bad.

by Tex October 4, 2004

Elaine Zhu

A person that's a turd and she likes to beat people up

Hey it's Elaine Zhu!

by Tex March 26, 2005

awsomer

to be so much more awsome that only one word can discribe, awsomer

i am much more awsomer than you

by Tex February 24, 2005

BIFG

Bill Is Fucking Gay

Person 1: Hey, u know that Bill McDonald guy?
Person 2: Yea for sure... BIFG

by Tex April 23, 2003

pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?

by Tex February 22, 2005

stang

to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

fuck Hit smash cut Pipe beat the breaks off

What it do Lilmama? Im try'n ta stang some'n.

by TEX January 19, 2005