tex's definitions

Off The Road

Far More Intense Than "Off The Hook" Or "Off The Chain"

Person 1..You see that hottie at the bar?
Person 2..yeah, shes bangin
Person 3..man, shes "Off The Road"

by TeX October 29, 2003

brown out

When the stupid power company lacks the power grid capacity, and causes all my lights to flicker and resets my clocks and computers.

If I get another brown out, I'm going to firebomb the electric company.

by tex May 24, 2004

out the front

to crash forward and hard waterski jumping.

he went out the front bad today!

by tex December 18, 2003

Elaine Zhu

A person that's a turd and she likes to beat people up

Hey it's Elaine Zhu!

by Tex March 26, 2005

Heejay

A severe form of retardation that affects all processes.

Amy Ludlum suffers from heejay...really bad.

by Tex October 4, 2004

awsomer

to be so much more awsome that only one word can discribe, awsomer

i am much more awsomer than you

by Tex February 24, 2005

stang

to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

fuck Hit smash cut Pipe beat the breaks off

What it do Lilmama? Im try'n ta stang some'n.

by TEX January 19, 2005