5 definitions by tenesmus
When a turd ceases to be a island in the toilet and becomes a continent; often completely filling the hopper.
by tenesmus March 10, 2016
When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.
one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".
by tenesmus November 23, 2017
by tenesmus October 11, 2014
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
by tenesmus May 2, 2018
The result of walking after one has not defecated completely. This is usually due to constipation where the poop breaks in half, and one could wipe all day and still not be completely clean.
by tenesmus September 11, 2016