ted's definitions

Dual Square

a word use by my crew when we about to stealizzle

Yo my nizzle lets go and dual square that shizzle

by ted December 6, 2004

Vanderbilt

That university in Nashville Tennessee. Where everyone wears polo shirts with the collars popped, guys have seersucker shorts and flip flops and girls miniskirts and Ugg boots or flip flops. Where the frats and sororities reign supreme. Where drunkeness is expected. Where your social status as a freshman is determined by whether you live in Branscomb or Kissam. Where there are more rival fans than Vandy fans at football games. Where everyone is too rich and spoiled to give a crap about the world.

Vanderbilt is tres prep.

by Ted May 6, 2005

i think bails suck

a worrd used by the gravity team on there video, you can find this on kazza if you search, bails

hhi, im zac shupwac, and this is blink, and were the gravity team, i think bails suck

by ted November 23, 2003

bang

1.saying a guy having sex with a girl too hard. the whole bed is shaking and stuff.
2. saying a girl is very very hot.
3.hit someone

1.DMX was banging that white girl in never die alone that movie.
2. dude beyonce bangs.
3. im gonna bang the shit out of ya/

by ted August 14, 2004

SMDB

Literally stands for "Suck My Dick Bitch".

Ted, SMDB. Im playing Grand Theft Auto and eating Ice cream.

by ted April 28, 2005

kant

A german philosopher from the 1700s, Immanuel Kant pontificated at length about what people should do. Manny derived the law of universalizability, which states if something can be applied universally, it must be good. Manny also claimed that we can never know the true motivations of our actions, which only muddles ethical theory and provides an excuse for unethical conduct.

In Kantian ethics, lying to save someone's life is morally wrong, as lying cannot be universalized.

by Ted January 27, 2005

Euro Equity

A fiendish game of networking involving many a sloot and trout.

"Do you want to have a pipe at my place tonight, Ian?"
"Sorry Ted, I've got to go out and engage in some Euro Equity"

by Ted September 2, 2003