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jonk

Tha jonk is tight!
by Ted April 11, 2003
mugGet the jonkmug.

intar

A prefix that can be added to any word associated with the internet to signify leetness.
intarmail (e-mail)
intarcash (paypal)
intarspam (e-mail spam)
intarfriends (your AIM/IRC buddies)
by ted August 15, 2004
mugGet the intarmug.

kant

A german philosopher from the 1700s, Immanuel Kant pontificated at length about what people should do. Manny derived the law of universalizability, which states if something can be applied universally, it must be good. Manny also claimed that we can never know the true motivations of our actions, which only muddles ethical theory and provides an excuse for unethical conduct.
In Kantian ethics, lying to save someone's life is morally wrong, as lying cannot be universalized.
by Ted January 27, 2005
mugGet the kantmug.

ChurchLady

ChurchLady:1.n.A Saturday Night Live character played by Dana Carvey.
2.The pwnz. Best player in DoD never. Not even kidding.
1."Well, isn't that special?"
2.ChurchLady? Oh yeah, She's the pwnz.
by Ted August 22, 2003
mugGet the ChurchLadymug.

internet

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.
ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."
by Ted January 5, 2004
mugGet the internetmug.

slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.
Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.
by Ted April 21, 2003
mugGet the slurkingmug.

Boomshine

1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced

2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.
Jim Bob took one wiff of Bubba's boomshine and fell flat on his face.
by Ted December 6, 2004
mugGet the Boomshinemug.

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