ted's definitions

ninjafag

1. Peter Griffin 2. Trekkie 3. Cock Monger 4. Cunt Monkey

Peter Griffin, a Trekkie who savors the taste of cock, never knows when to shit the fuck up. What a ninjafag!

by ted April 20, 2003

Clone

someone who acts like everyone else. Having no personality

Examples: Boy bands, jay vinson, most people in business.

by ted December 10, 2003

ba-donka-donk

ba-donka-donk: the junk in the trunk of a female

toni has da ba-donka-donk

by Ted October 6, 2004

ChurchLady

ChurchLady:1.n.A Saturday Night Live character played by Dana Carvey.
2.The pwnz. Best player in DoD never. Not even kidding.

1."Well, isn't that special?"
2.ChurchLady? Oh yeah, She's the pwnz.

by Ted August 22, 2003

kant

A german philosopher from the 1700s, Immanuel Kant pontificated at length about what people should do. Manny derived the law of universalizability, which states if something can be applied universally, it must be good. Manny also claimed that we can never know the true motivations of our actions, which only muddles ethical theory and provides an excuse for unethical conduct.

In Kantian ethics, lying to save someone's life is morally wrong, as lying cannot be universalized.

by Ted January 27, 2005

internet

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

by Ted January 5, 2004

Ring Warrior

A male who has the urge to insert is penis into the rectum of another male

That bloke with the plucked eyebrows and stiff walk is a ring warrior.

by Ted October 31, 2003