ted's definitions

Dual Square

a word use by my crew when we about to stealizzle

Yo my nizzle lets go and dual square that shizzle

by ted December 6, 2004

Beast

The term is usually used to greet Mark Alan Young, he was born August 20th 1988, see him and bitchslap the cunt

Yo beast, wha' sup!!!

by Ted December 7, 2004

mouth mixer

A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.

Dude, we did so many mouth mixers at Dave's last night, I blew chunks for two days.

by ted December 8, 2004

spew rag

Important safety device required when ingesting mouth mixers since overflows frequently result in explosive eruptions. Usually an old dishrag or t-shirt of dubious cleanliness hung on a nail within easy reach.

Dude, you shouldn't have given her that tequilla and root beer mouth mixer! We're going to need a new spew rag.

by ted December 8, 2004

ichabod

A strap-on penis or dildo.

Whose turn is it to strap-on ichabod?

by ted December 12, 2004

tequila drunk

A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"

Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!

by ted December 26, 2004

kant

A german philosopher from the 1700s, Immanuel Kant pontificated at length about what people should do. Manny derived the law of universalizability, which states if something can be applied universally, it must be good. Manny also claimed that we can never know the true motivations of our actions, which only muddles ethical theory and provides an excuse for unethical conduct.

In Kantian ethics, lying to save someone's life is morally wrong, as lying cannot be universalized.

by Ted January 27, 2005