ted's definitions

MAAAAAAH

Smilar to what a duck would say, you can find this interjected almost anywhere in a sentace. Popular among jews from Long Island.

I got a new pair of yellow corderoys MAAAAAAH.

by ted March 23, 2007

terd

Coiler, floater, or a piece of sh**!
Ussualy smelly. Brown or greenish brown whitnuts ocasionally

My dog left a coiler in the backyard.

by ted August 31, 2003

SMDB

Literally stands for "Suck My Dick Bitch".

Ted, SMDB. Im playing Grand Theft Auto and eating Ice cream.

by ted April 28, 2005

the beano

bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.

a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2

by ted November 12, 2003

Boomshine

1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced

2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.

Jim Bob took one wiff of Bubba's boomshine and fell flat on his face.

by Ted December 6, 2004

scarfing

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.

Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.

by Ted April 21, 2003

ichabod

A strap-on penis or dildo.

Whose turn is it to strap-on ichabod?

by ted December 12, 2004