ted's definitions

kinhell

Kinhell, a word to use in hurry or in shock. Short for 'fucking hell'

Kinhell Elliot yous dicks small ye

by Ted July 28, 2004

Boomshine

1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced

2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.

Jim Bob took one wiff of Bubba's boomshine and fell flat on his face.

by Ted December 6, 2004

DaBaDoo

secret code in which a man is asking a woman for oral sex

psst---psst...hey Do Ya Wanna DabaDoo??

by Ted April 6, 2005

grow a tail

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

by Ted May 7, 2003

slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 21, 2003

sic wit it

your the best at everything, and will own all....its now a paintball term......my man nate, and my man dill know what i mean.

(nate) bro, look at that!
( dill)holy ****!!!!
(ted) that was sic wit it!!!!

by ted March 31, 2004

sauced

sauced: to be so drunk all you can think about is how drunk you are

i was supremely sauced at the party

by Ted October 6, 2004