ted's definitions

ChurchLady

ChurchLady:1.n.A Saturday Night Live character played by Dana Carvey.
2.The pwnz. Best player in DoD never. Not even kidding.

1."Well, isn't that special?"
2.ChurchLady? Oh yeah, She's the pwnz.

by Ted August 22, 2003

internet

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

by Ted January 5, 2004

Euro Equity

A fiendish game of networking involving many a sloot and trout.

"Do you want to have a pipe at my place tonight, Ian?"
"Sorry Ted, I've got to go out and engage in some Euro Equity"

by Ted September 2, 2003

Boomshine

1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced

2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.

Jim Bob took one wiff of Bubba's boomshine and fell flat on his face.

by Ted December 6, 2004

the beano

bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.

a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2

by ted November 12, 2003

ichabod

A strap-on penis or dildo.

Whose turn is it to strap-on ichabod?

by ted December 12, 2004

scarfing

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.

Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.

by Ted April 21, 2003