ted's definitions

ninjafag

1. Peter Griffin 2. Trekkie 3. Cock Monger 4. Cunt Monkey

Peter Griffin, a Trekkie who savors the taste of cock, never knows when to shit the fuck up. What a ninjafag!

by ted April 20, 2003

Clone

someone who acts like everyone else. Having no personality

Examples: Boy bands, jay vinson, most people in business.

by ted December 10, 2003

ba-donka-donk

ba-donka-donk: the junk in the trunk of a female

toni has da ba-donka-donk

by Ted October 6, 2004

BENZ Wagon

A Mercedes Benz station wagon.

Man, yo momma got the tight ass BENZ Wagon

by Ted May 3, 2004

scarfing

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.

Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.

by Ted April 21, 2003

Boomshine

1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced

2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.

Jim Bob took one wiff of Bubba's boomshine and fell flat on his face.

by Ted December 6, 2004

DaBaDoo

secret code in which a man is asking a woman for oral sex

psst---psst...hey Do Ya Wanna DabaDoo??

by Ted April 6, 2005