ted's definitions

ichabod

A strap-on penis or dildo.

Whose turn is it to strap-on ichabod?

by ted December 12, 2004

kinhell

Kinhell, a word to use in hurry or in shock. Short for 'fucking hell'

Kinhell Elliot yous dicks small ye

by Ted July 28, 2004

DaBaDoo

secret code in which a man is asking a woman for oral sex

psst---psst...hey Do Ya Wanna DabaDoo??

by Ted April 6, 2005

Euro Equity

A fiendish game of networking involving many a sloot and trout.

"Do you want to have a pipe at my place tonight, Ian?"
"Sorry Ted, I've got to go out and engage in some Euro Equity"

by Ted September 2, 2003

Ring Warrior

A male who has the urge to insert is penis into the rectum of another male

That bloke with the plucked eyebrows and stiff walk is a ring warrior.

by Ted October 31, 2003

5 cent

Vern Troyer

Came out as 5 cent during the Teen Choice Awards 2003.

by Ted August 8, 2003

bo selecta

a program whached by many, it rules, and ye can e not get any better than craig davis rewind and trisia

craigggggggggggggggg david can i get a rewind, bo selecta and hey every one come sing with me when i say rice you say and pea, rice ad pea

by ted January 31, 2004