ted's definitions

5 cent

Vern Troyer

Came out as 5 cent during the Teen Choice Awards 2003.

by Ted August 8, 2003

tinabock

Tina Bock is a huge slut bag. Shes dirty

Oh tina bock your a slut bag...

by Ted March 26, 2005

fatty

a very large wade of chewing tobacco

"damn dude, thats a fatty dip"
"yea i know, killed half the can"

by Ted March 5, 2005

Steamland Cleaver

A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.

"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"

by Ted March 5, 2005

shorty doowop

a girl that you like or love or have a crush on. mostly are short . lol.

she's MY short doowop, stay the fuck away.

by ted August 14, 2004

fuzzy no no

cooch cork.

suck my fuzzy no no

by ted April 29, 2003

pelavator

The bad background music in all porn-o's.

Ted, is that Kenny G. pelevator music turning you on, too?

by Ted April 21, 2003