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by ted July 4, 2004
Get the fart hammer mug.A fat ugly beast who squirts and is uptight about everything. Uses baby talk to communicate desires. Created from pure evil and can only be destroyed in an icy tundra. Often referred to simply as "The Wang."
by ted January 21, 2004
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Get the ramz mug.a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2
by ted November 12, 2003
Get the the beano mug.1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced
2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.
2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.
by Ted December 6, 2004
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