hozel

A hoe that likes dick usually from Lil Scrappy
by Ted February 05, 2005
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cumiahrrea

the milky doo doo substance that c omes out of the anus after someone one cums in said anus,also known as fagiahrrea.
i came in her trash hole and she had cumiahrrea all night.
by ted July 07, 2004
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bo selecta

a program whached by many, it rules, and ye can e not get any better than craig davis rewind and trisia
craigggggggggggggggg david can i get a rewind, bo selecta and hey every one come sing with me when i say rice you say and pea, rice ad pea
by ted January 31, 2004
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hammerd

hammerd: To have a bit of hard A and a bunch of beer aka perfectly drunk
i was so hammerd i thought she was a prostetute
by Ted October 06, 2004
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giggle shit

When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.
"Quit making me laugh or I'll giggle shit myself!"
by Ted January 14, 2004
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slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.
Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.
by Ted April 22, 2003
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jonk

Tha jonk is tight!
by Ted April 11, 2003
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