96 definitions by ted

Some Phaaaaat Assssss rims
Yo homey G Mack-a-daddy pop, i got me some 400 inch raaaaaamz!
by ted November 27, 2004
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secret code in which a man is asking a woman for oral sex
psst---psst...hey Do Ya Wanna DabaDoo??
by ted April 7, 2005
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A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"
Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!
by ted December 26, 2005
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what would paul think?
wwpt bout DJ and those threads?
by ted July 18, 2004
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ba-donka-donk: the junk in the trunk of a female
toni has da ba-donka-donk
by ted October 6, 2004
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Mary, the bitch told her kids to brush their hair
by ted January 12, 2003
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Tha jonk is tight!
by ted April 11, 2003
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