ted's definitions

yu wang

A fat ugly beast who squirts and is uptight about everything. Uses baby talk to communicate desires. Created from pure evil and can only be destroyed in an icy tundra. Often referred to simply as "The Wang."

Yu Wang is sucks.
The Wang sucks grits.

by ted January 21, 2004

shitstain

An individual with the equivalent intelligence of a pinhead or waterbird.

That shitstain stood in the parking spot trying to reserve it for a friend.

by Ted January 24, 2003

penetentary bingo

The phrase used to Shout out when a woman Bends over at the "Perfect" angle for anal sex.
bingo

mmm,look at gennivive pickin up her shoe's in those jean's... Penetentary Bingo!

by Ted April 6, 2005

SMDB

Literally stands for "Suck My Dick Bitch".

Ted, SMDB. Im playing Grand Theft Auto and eating Ice cream.

by ted April 28, 2005

bang

1.saying a guy having sex with a girl too hard. the whole bed is shaking and stuff.
2. saying a girl is very very hot.
3.hit someone

1.DMX was banging that white girl in never die alone that movie.
2. dude beyonce bangs.
3. im gonna bang the shit out of ya/

by ted August 14, 2004

i think bails suck

a worrd used by the gravity team on there video, you can find this on kazza if you search, bails

hhi, im zac shupwac, and this is blink, and were the gravity team, i think bails suck

by ted November 23, 2003

megavillain

Contemporary visual agent and instigator.

Check out megavillain.com

by Ted February 4, 2005