ted's definitions

shitstain

An individual with the equivalent intelligence of a pinhead or waterbird.

That shitstain stood in the parking spot trying to reserve it for a friend.

by Ted January 24, 2003

pathetasad

to be Jon Maksin.

Hey Maksin, you are so pathetasad. If you wern't so megamaksintarded I'd kick your ass just for the exercise.

by ted December 13, 2003

SMDB

Literally stands for "Suck My Dick Bitch".

Ted, SMDB. Im playing Grand Theft Auto and eating Ice cream.

by ted April 28, 2005

pelavator

The bad background music in all porn-o's.

Ted, is that Kenny G. pelevator music turning you on, too?

by Ted April 21, 2003

fatty

a very large wade of chewing tobacco

"damn dude, thats a fatty dip"
"yea i know, killed half the can"

by Ted March 5, 2005

Steamland Cleaver

A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.

"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"

by Ted March 5, 2005

fuzzy no no

cooch cork.

suck my fuzzy no no

by ted April 29, 2003