ted's definitions

terd

Coiler, floater, or a piece of sh**!
Ussualy smelly. Brown or greenish brown whitnuts ocasionally

My dog left a coiler in the backyard.

by ted August 31, 2003

MAAAAAAH

Smilar to what a duck would say, you can find this interjected almost anywhere in a sentace. Popular among jews from Long Island.

I got a new pair of yellow corderoys MAAAAAAH.

by ted March 23, 2007

fuzzy no no

cooch cork.

suck my fuzzy no no

by ted April 29, 2003

fatty

a very large wade of chewing tobacco

"damn dude, thats a fatty dip"
"yea i know, killed half the can"

by Ted March 5, 2005

Steamland Cleaver

A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.

"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"

by Ted March 5, 2005

pelavator

The bad background music in all porn-o's.

Ted, is that Kenny G. pelevator music turning you on, too?

by Ted April 21, 2003

Euro Equity

A fiendish game of networking involving many a sloot and trout.

"Do you want to have a pipe at my place tonight, Ian?"
"Sorry Ted, I've got to go out and engage in some Euro Equity"

by Ted September 2, 2003