ted's definitions

Orb

the appendage also called the male genitals....commonly known as sphere or unit. Typical amongst males and occasionally she/he's

I held my "orb" in tuscany while naked at the dinner table to avoid embarrassment

by ted August 16, 2004

5 cent

Vern Troyer

Came out as 5 cent during the Teen Choice Awards 2003.

by Ted August 8, 2003

yous

Plural of you.

Are yous going to the movie tonight?

Fuck off yous.

by Ted March 19, 2003

Dennis Hastert

The current house speaker (R-Ill). Not previously defined in the Urban Dictionary since he is generally such a quiet and un-noticed political entity. Unlike such prior falmboyant figures as Newt Gingrich and other republican gems who have crashed and burned, he accomplishes approximately as much without being noticed...a rather huge accomplishment in the field of politics.

Dennis who?????

by Ted June 13, 2004

megavillain

Contemporary visual agent and instigator.

Check out megavillain.com

by Ted February 4, 2005

tinabock

Tina Bock is a huge slut bag. Shes dirty

Oh tina bock your a slut bag...

by Ted March 26, 2005

Jegro

Short for Jigger Shop. It is play on the word Nigger and Negro.

Lets go get Mango Tangos and the Jegro

by ted April 28, 2005