ted's definitions

Orb

the appendage also called the male genitals....commonly known as sphere or unit. Typical amongst males and occasionally she/he's

I held my "orb" in tuscany while naked at the dinner table to avoid embarrassment

by ted August 16, 2004

megavillain

Contemporary visual agent and instigator.

Check out megavillain.com

by Ted February 4, 2005

yous

Plural of you.

Are yous going to the movie tonight?

Fuck off yous.

by Ted March 19, 2003

tinabock

Tina Bock is a huge slut bag. Shes dirty

Oh tina bock your a slut bag...

by Ted March 26, 2005

sic wit it

your the best at everything, and will own all....its now a paintball term......my man nate, and my man dill know what i mean.

(nate) bro, look at that!
( dill)holy ****!!!!
(ted) that was sic wit it!!!!

by ted March 31, 2004

sauced

sauced: to be so drunk all you can think about is how drunk you are

i was supremely sauced at the party

by Ted October 6, 2004

Ring Warrior

A male who has the urge to insert is penis into the rectum of another male

That bloke with the plucked eyebrows and stiff walk is a ring warrior.

by Ted October 31, 2003