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skater

skaters r often known to wear tight jeans,t-shirt,polo etc... Alot of people think skaters r not vary strong and r scared of every chav. Yes this may be true about some but many r very tuff like me.They jump stairs of up to 15 steps and maby even more.Skaters have to have curage and be strong to be able to do this.Skaters r used to falling over and stuff so if theres any chavs who think there tuff a skater could easly win the fight. Yes a chav could be holding a knife but they r breaking the law. Caring a skateboard isnt breaking the law,so skaters could jst get there board and smack u round the head with a truck.Anyway a skateboarding is a good thing coz it keeps u off the street doing drugs like chavs (and u wouldnt want to turn out to be like a chav!)most skaters like rock music.
Some pro skaters:Eric Koston, Rick mcrank, tom penny, p.j ladd, jason dill.
by Ted June 19, 2005
mugGet the skatermug.

Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 16, 2003
mugGet the Martha Stewartmug.

dinner plates

spinners on a ryde that take up the entire rim space unable to see the actual rim behind spinner spinners
you mayng,check dem dinner plates on that 84 cut,dem thangz match the color of da car!
by Ted April 2, 2005
mugGet the dinner platesmug.

pennsylvania press

the act of pooping from ones anus directly into another persons anus
this pennsylvania press has given my anus quite the sore
by Ted May 3, 2004
mugGet the pennsylvania pressmug.

Yu

a very confusing name but very cool at the same time
hey Yu, i mean yu, not you john.
by ted August 14, 2004
mugGet the Yumug.

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