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Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 16, 2003
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hozel

A hoe that likes dick usually from Lil Scrappy
Take Yo Hozel ass somewhere
by Ted February 4, 2005
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roddy

an invisible fuck who screwed up my entire life
As soon as that damn Roddy sang me a love song, my entire world blew up!! thanks!
by ted January 30, 2004
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malicious

when some thing is so wickedly awsome you can't help to cry because of its super hilarious content. most of the time the content is rude or disgracful to someone else.
Dude that email to kim was so malicious she shot herself.
by ted May 13, 2005
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Bingo

The Callout word when you See A Woman Bending Over
man i was walkin through the shoe store and in the process of headin to the restroom,i got a nice Bingo from this Milf in the athletic section!
by Ted April 6, 2005
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