20 definitions by td

Sponsored By Adidas

A video of a man (I think a rival cartel member) laying on the ground with his hands tied behind his back wearing nothing but his underwear and several rival cartel members are standing around him . One of them wearing an Adidas hat cuts his chest open with a hunting knife and his organs start coming out and you can see his lung moving when he breathes . He is pumped with adrenaline to keep him from going into shock or passing out but also so he feels everything . Then the guy with the Adidas hat cuts piece of his heart out and eats it . This video is from Mexico.

Guy 1 : Hey you wanna watch a shock video ?
Guy 2 : You mean like 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 jar ?
Guy : 1 No something very very disturbing .

Guy 2 : What could be more disturbing ?

Guy : 1 You ever watch Sponsored By Adidas.

by td November 6, 2021

Oboma care

Biggest load of bullshit you will ever hear about in your entire life .

I can't believe you fild for {Oboma care} not how are you going to pay off your medical bills .

by td August 2, 2016

fo' shizza mah nizza

for sure my niger

want a joint
yand you get oneou ansewer fo' shizza mah nizza

by td August 2, 2003

element

Possible the ugliest SUV on American roads. Also known as a box on wheels.

Your new Element looks like the oversized turd I dropped in the toilet last night.

by td March 26, 2004

The Matrix Revolutions

One of the most overhyped films of decade, to be fed a load of ..... ****

Holy shit I paid $10 to watch that piece of crap?

by td February 21, 2004

Justin Beiber Haircut

The haircut that most lesbians get at a barber shop .

The Justin Beiber Haircut is a new trend for lesbians .

by td August 6, 2016

Fuckology

The study of fucking .

Mom: How was your day at school .
Me: We learned Fuckology in health class .

by td August 6, 2016