tcufrog08's definitions

better late than never

A phrase following a belated event.

Dude #1: My girlfriend's period was a week late. I was freaking out!!!
Dude #2: Better late than never...
Dude #1: Yeah, no kidding!

by tcufrog08 August 19, 2008

hair trim

A hair trim is to touch up your hair style; to trim off all the split ends.

Joe thought the term "haircut" in his CPA exam bet meant to only cut one strand of hair.

Joe should have done his homework before entering into the contract as he was mistaking "haircut" for a "hair trim". A haircut is a completely different style or cutting off several inches. See haircut.

by tcufrog08 August 15, 2008

TP hair

Not to be confused with a mohawk, TP hair is when a man (or butch woman) styles their hair in such a fashion that all hair comes to a point in the middle, causing it to resemble a Native American hut.

Check out Dallas. I can't believe he goes out into public with TP hair.

by tcufrog08 August 15, 2008

haircut

A haircut is a receiving a completely different style or cutting off several inches of one's hair. This is different than the trimming of one's hair, which is by definition, trimming off the split ends.

Emily will be giving Joe a haircut when he loses their CPA exam bet.

by tcufrog08 August 15, 2008

TP hair

Not to be confused with a mohawk, TP hair is when a man (or butch woman) styles their hair in such a fashion that all hair comes to a point in the middle, causing it to resemble a Native American hut.

The Nickelodeon cartoon character Jimmy Neutron has TP hair.

by tcufrog08 August 14, 2008

TP hair

TP hair is a hair style that brings all the hair on one's head to one vertical point, causing it to resemble a Native American Tipi (hut).

The Nickelodeon cartoon character Jimmy Neutron has TP Hair.

by tcufrog08 August 18, 2008

Company Fat

Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).

Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)

Later...

Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.

*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.

by tcufrog08 June 24, 2008