Bandwidth Vampire

Someone who is sucking up all of the bandwidth on a router.

GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!

RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...

GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!

by tbclycan July 27, 2011

Bandwidth Monster

Any internet programs, such as games, that take up a lot of bandwidth leaving you laggy.

I was playing War Rock but that Bandwidth Monster was hurting my KDR so I went over to Second Life which I forgot was another Bandwidth Monster.

by tbclycan February 08, 2010

Popularity Spike

When you have a lot of friends overloading you with IMs that causes a bit of lag.

I was just hanging on facebook when I had 10 friends come online and chat me and the popularity spike caussed me to lag and almost crash.

by tbclycan July 06, 2009

no spam

A way to tell someone that you are not a spammer but just recommending something, such as a game.

Dude, you need to play RoM with me, no spam

by tbclycan January 20, 2011

2-for-1 Sale

When grabbing a snack food and getting two pieces when grabbing one.

*Man goes for a chip, pulls and another gets dragged out*
"Nice, 2-for-1 Sale."

by tbclycan October 04, 2011

coined

When you type something and then relize it be great for UD you use it to tell all you read a post or messege that you are posting it to UD. AZlternitive is "coin'd"

FB status post:"Drinking mop water (coined)

by tbclycan January 20, 2011

deus ex magicka

A term to define in fiction when there is an unexplained phenomenon that will most likely never be seen to.

Deus ex magicka, no shut it and listen!

by tbclycan April 24, 2011