tbclycan's definitions

Bandwidth Vampire

Someone who is sucking up all of the bandwidth on a router.

GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!

RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...

GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!

by tbclycan July 28, 2011

Background Games

A type of video game such as Farmville that is nothing big. Something on your downtime, or when you are doing something menial like updating your Facebook. These games do not take much attention and are not considered very much "big games" by the gaming community.

Hmm, got a few minutes before I have to go to school, some background games for now. Farmville or Miner Society?

by tbclycan September 20, 2011

Popularity Spike

When you have a lot of friends overloading you with IMs that causes a bit of lag.

I was just hanging on facebook when I had 10 friends come online and chat me and the popularity spike caussed me to lag and almost crash.

by tbclycan July 6, 2009

Scaretistic

Statistics usually made up to scare people to one side of an argument or to a different belief or value.

Scaretistic: Birth control fails 243% of the time!

by tbclycan November 14, 2011

Be the valkyrie

-The odd man out, referencing the game series Gauntlet and an old add stating, "Four players, one has to be the valkyrie."
-To take what no one wants.

*Three friends play zombie shooter*
Player 1"I will take this well-lit, easy to barricade kitchen."
Player 2"I will take this well-lit, easy to defend hut."
Player 1"Looks like Player 3 will have to be the valkyrie and take the poorly-lit, multi-roomed, basement with a ton of corners for anything to hide behind and tunnels leading to who knows where."

by tbclycan May 25, 2011

no spam

A way to tell someone that you are not a spammer but just recommending something, such as a game.

Dude, you need to play RoM with me, no spam

by tbclycan January 21, 2011

Bandwidth Monster

Any internet programs, such as games, that take up a lot of bandwidth leaving you laggy.

I was playing War Rock but that Bandwidth Monster was hurting my KDR so I went over to Second Life which I forgot was another Bandwidth Monster.

by tbclycan February 8, 2010