78 definitions by tatomuck1

full count

In baseball a full count is when the batter has 3 balls and 2 strikes. If another ball is thrown without the batter swinging, its a walk (batter automatically gets to 1st base). If another strike is thrown and the batter swings and misses or doesn't swing and the ball is in the strike zone, thats strike 3 and the batter is out. If a foul is hit and not caught the batter continues. The batter could hit as many foul balls and not be out if the ball is not caught. A foul counts as a strike except on the third strike.

Jeter is at bat with a full count.

by tatomuck1 November 28, 2008

I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

dr phil

a word used to describe any fat ugly old bald guy

That guy is so ugly, he's a dr phil.

by tatomuck1 November 9, 2008

hello

What you always say when you answer the phone

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: hi, is this Kings Pizza show
Person 1: No you have the wrong number
Person 2: Ok, CLICK

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

Redneck

Anyone who speaks with a southern accent and fucks their sister.

Larry the Cable Guy is a REDNECK

by tatomuck1 November 24, 2008

abc order

a shorter, more easy way of saying alphabetical order. Usually said to illiterate people who dont know big words or their meaning.

Write these words in abc order

by tatomuck1 December 9, 2008

fussy eater

Someone thats so picky about their food and is always complaining about it. They could be at the dinner table and hates all the food thats there. A lot of times these people only want the food that they want and wouldn't want to eat what ever they got. These people like to complain non stop until they get the food they want. There is all sorts of reasons for fussy eaters to complain about. An example would be, I dont like this, this smells bad, this doesnt look good, i dont like the way the food sounds, the food looks too dark, the food looks like shit, i want Mcdonalds, I want more meat, i dont like vegetables, this is cooked too much, the food is too cold, i want more ketchup, i want french fries, I want ice cream, the food stinks, i didnt want cheese, the meats is too tough, the food is too soft, i want fried food.................... Those are examples of what a fussy eater might say. Fussy eaters complain way too much about the food they get. Often times they want junk food or food that taste good. A lot of times they hate healthy food because it doesnt taste good. Some of them just dont like any foods at all because they get grossed out by anything. Often they are very picky and dont want to try new things.

My cousin is a very fussy eater

by tatomuck1 October 27, 2008