78 definitions by tatomuck1

A ghetto Spanish version of a convenience store. All of them are very filthy and rats crawling around everywhere. All they sell is nasty cheap poor people food and they use their bare hands to make the peoples cheese sandwiches. The people working there cant speak any English even if the store is located in the United States.

Its also a good place for minors to buy booze with a fake ID and not get caught.
I went to the nasty bodega in the barrio today and got diarrhea from their shit.
by tatomuck1 February 28, 2009
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The laughingstock of the MLB.
Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "WASHINGTON NATIONALS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"
by tatomuck1 October 24, 2009
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having just one ball (testicle) like Hitler. Or should I say "swastikle"
Hitler had only one swastikle.




















swastikles
by tatomuck1 February 5, 2009
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a punk ass word remade by nigger in the hood who think they tough but they all whack ass wanksters.
yo nigga, yo ass is mad ghetto
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by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009
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a glass of regular milk with sugar added to make it taste sweeter
I ran out of chocolate syrup so I just drank vanilla milk
by tatomuck1 March 21, 2009
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The faggots who love fucking little boys. AKA NAMBLA.
Chef joined the baby boinkers and buggered many children all over the world
by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009
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Someone who does tricks at scamming people with fraudulent emails claiming that if you send 5,000 dollars, we well give you a million dollars or another trick such as my sister has cancer and she needs money for treatment, we are so sorry and in need of money or she will die in terrible pain. God Bless you.

This types of tricks are sent directly from Nigeria in places like Internet Cafes and some are very sophisticated at getting more suckers. Some retards still fall for this shit.
Stop trying to trick me with your fraud you Nigerianist!
by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009
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