Urban Dictionary: Definitions by tatomuck1

fat wallet

by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008

THE GAY MANS PARADISE AND THE STRAIGHT MANS TORTURE CHAMBER.

Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.

Bubba went into prison straight while they turned him into a woman.

by tatomuck1 March 28, 2009

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chihuahua

a rodent

Thats not a dog, thats a "RODENT".

"chihuahua"

by tatomuck1 February 4, 2009

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Get the chihuahuamug.

gamble chocolate

A box of chocolates arranged in random order. They are usually bought on Valentines in a box the shape of a heart. There are several pieces of chocolate that all taste different. When you take one chocolate and eat it, you have no idea which ones are good or nasty so you gamble on which chocolate would be the good one. So before you even touch one of them, its going to be a big surprise. If you pick one thats so nasty that you have to spit it out, you lose.

I just got some gamble chocolate and unfortunately, I bit into the one with toothpaste.

by tatomuck1 April 11, 2009

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