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an abbreviation for men per hour, to describe a women or homosexual is a slut
Man, that chick 35 MPHing.
Dude, he is such a homesxual, he is a 25 MPHer i bet.
by talon112991 July 11, 2008
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damn dude, i was yodeling in her valley until she avalanched in my mouth
by talon112991 June 27, 2008
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