tOmmy's definitions

What they do

A greeting such as Hello my friend, How are you doing today.

"What they do cuz?"

"Chillin at my krib"

by Tommy November 22, 2003

Schvingt

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.

Ill take your mum up the schvingt!

My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!

U fuckin dumb schvingt!

by tOmmy May 7, 2004

kongo

a monkey

kongo ur gay.i know

by tommy July 21, 2003

Punite

From the word 'puny' meaning below average in size. Punite has evolved into a derogatory word meaning a man with a small penis.

Fuck off you punite, I've had it up to here with you.

by tOmmy April 26, 2004

Southpaw

Name for a person that fights typically with their left hand as their main striking hand. Their left hand will be out further than their right. Their left hand is always their power hand too.

Josh is a southpaw, I have to watch out for that.

by Tommy March 13, 2005

Paradise Lost

A figure of speech in which one has lost somehting so close that is of strong desire by him or to him by others.
Also the name of the first Gothic Metal band

Paradise Lost, man, Paradise Lost.

by Tommy August 23, 2003

splif

The most beautifully awesome word ever

I wasn't very sure about the young lady I was entertaining myself with...until she pulled a splif out of her purse.

by tommy July 19, 2004