tOmmy's definitions

loccen

Uber-game obsessed with the word 'troll' and Natural Selection

Loccen: Plug-in train troll
Loccen: Wouldn't touch it with a troll poll

by Tommy August 18, 2004

tombomb

- a person who is a bomb
- a person who is named tom and is a bomb
- explodes on contact

tombomb is GODLIKE

u really are a tombomb bitch

by tommy April 14, 2005

rueben

A reticulous animal, tentive to resort to using spam in a forum. It also has a tendancy to use the word "McPenis Fillet".

Ohhh my god! its a rueben!

by Tommy November 13, 2004

grand theft auto vice city

this game has amazing quotes. (see below)

my compliments on a job well done mr teal.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!

beat that.

by tommy April 29, 2004

Pillow Fluffer

An object, usually a golf club or baseball bat hidden under the passenger seat of an automobile, used to beat the crap out of anyone who gives you shit while you are in or near your car.

Norris, go get my pillow fluffer out of the car so I can smash this kids face in.

by Tommy May 31, 2003

Get a chat room

Used when two or more people are driving you crazy with there endless annoying chatter. You can also throw in the expletive "Fucking"

This I know is not a "word"
"Get a chat room"

Get a fucking chat room!

by Tommy February 23, 2004

house

The most desired thing by people who attend raves.

"I can give you sex, I can give you drugs and what I certaintly can give you is House!...Sex and drugs and House!"

by Tommy May 21, 2004