When you bend down to pick up soap you dropped while in the shower, causing water to flow through your now open crack. Usually when you get out of the shower you feel lubed and slippery. Not exactly pleasant.
"Why are you walking so weird?"
"Well I got shower lube when I dropped the soap, and it feels weird to walk."
"Well I got shower lube when I dropped the soap, and it feels weird to walk."
by t12j19c95 July 20, 2009
When someone who sucks at sports gets a good play, and everyone on their team goes crazy about it to make them feel good. Usually occurs when the person who sucks is on the team and the people don't want him to be. For example, in Physical Education.
Man, I hate it when someone who sucks gets a feel good cheer, why not just tell them they suck and let them hit good when they hit good.
by t12j19c95 June 09, 2009
A show that you watch when you are immobilized by sickness, broken bones, boredom, etc. that you originally don't watch, but becomes one of your favorite shows from watching it so much.
"Why are you watchin Everybody Loves Raymond, I thought you hated that show."
"I used to, but when I broke my leg it became an immobilization favorite."
"YOU LIE!"
"I used to, but when I broke my leg it became an immobilization favorite."
"YOU LIE!"
by t12j19c95 December 17, 2009
Boobs on girls that are caused by them being fat, not by being girls. It has nothing to do with hitting puberty, but with being a fat lard. Usually the said girls like to wear shirts that hang down so you see their fat crack in between their boobs, which no guy likes at all. Some of these girls are really slutty and think everyone wants them.
Ew, dude, did you see that girl over there with her pig cleavage? She's wearing a shirt that should be illegal for her to wear.
by t12j19c95 May 29, 2009
A candy cane with a very pointy, very sharp end that could probably puncture skin due to someone sucking on said candy cane repeatedly for some time.
"Ow, that hurt, what did you stab me with, I'm bleeding now."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."
by t12j19c95 December 19, 2009
A relationship usually between man and woman where they are old and mature enough to be having sex on a regular basis, but do not. This may occur for several reasons, but it is not considered an unsuc-sex-ful relationship if they do not have sex because of health problems. An unsuc-sex-ful relationship usually turns into an unsuccessful relationship because one of the adults who wants to have sex gets tired of sex deprivation, leading to random, pointless arguments.
"What happened between you and that other girl, I thought you guys were perfect for eachother?"
"Yeah well, it was an unsuc-sex-ful relationship."
"Yeah well, it was an unsuc-sex-ful relationship."
by t12j19c95 July 28, 2009
Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.
Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009